Clive Owen 

Quite possibly the most arousing man to ever kiss on screen. Expletive, this man makes me want to pound.

Oh god, if these people insist on PDA, they could at least involve Clive Owen.

Clive Owen by Sarica Mibley January 3, 2006

owns ponies 

The term describes something that is exceptional, or awesome. It is derived from "pwn" which is ultimate nerd internet ownage. To own ponies is to do something amazing or be amazing.

The reverse of this, sucking, is to "blow ponies".

"She let me get to third base on the first date! Third base totally owns ponies!"

owns ponies by Sexjelly October 28, 2007

Owen O'Reilly 

He got a big ass. fattest ass I know belongs to Owen Oreilly.

Damn Owen O'Reilly got a fat ass... and a Fat Cock!

I want to fuck that ass.

Owen O'Reilly by Big big 2 April 29, 2020

my dad owns roblox 

a very popular quote on a game called Roblox. It is usually used when Roblox people are arguing.

Robloxian 1: HAHA you have no robux noob
Robloxian 2: My dad owns roblox

my dad owns roblox by SmartLugia June 30, 2020

Owen Wilson 

A sexual act or photographic pose that involves the participant writing a large W on each butt cheek, and spreading them so that it spells the Owen Wilson catchphrase "WoW"

She sent me some great pics last night, look at this Owen Wilson

Owen Wilson by allthenamesarealreadytaken72 October 8, 2018

Owen Statement

A statement made about an observation that is overwhelmingly true (and/or funny) when you think about it, but a statement not anyone can make.

An Owen Statement example: A hot pretzel that gets cold at a sports game is colder than the actual temperature outside.

Owen Statement by The Gosh Dang Bruin February 10, 2020

Owen Justice Little 

A short mexican nigger.

Owen Justice Little is a short Mexican nigger.

Owen Justice Little by Nehistfqvjsjd October 17, 2022