A joking or mildly insulting way to describe a programmer who relies heavily on long chains of if / else statements instead of using better programming structures.
This codebase was clearly written by an if-else merchant — it’s just nested conditionals all the way down.
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Hym "No one else did anything worth any money. You are not using anyone else's work outside of the preview of the cite. My dissertation on AI is not being sold out Urban Dictionary mugs. It's being absconded with in a very public fashion and that is peripheral to the targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. Hey, I'll repeat myself (and you know how much I love doing it), if it ever gets to a point to where someone has to physically bring you to me, I do not have any conception of the word 'Mercy.' I don't have a clue. 'Mercy.' 'Forgiveness.' 'Sorry.' 'No! Please! Stop stabbing my daughter!!!' I have a limited vocabulary."
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Get the No one else mug.A pretty unconventional "threat" used by YouTubers, usually involves harm, bad luck, or even death threats, But in reality it's just a joke and the creator have no intent of doing this. Sometimes it involves "no harm" like "subscribe or i will cry"
If you're reading this, that means you're completely immune to all subscribe or else's forever.
If you're reading this, that means you're completely immune to all subscribe or else's forever.
"Subscribe or else you will have sleep paralysis tonight" Like shut up man I already subscribed but why
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Get the Nothing Else Matters mug.A podcast hosted by dancantstream/Dan, and co-hosted by streamer Destiny, the podcast is simply two good friends talking about current events in politics, philosophy, and various random topics. The two typically will make humorous jabs at each other as well as friendly insults that can sometimes be very edgy which makes the podcast entertaining to any viewer that is knowledgeable of Destiny and Dan's relationship.
It's called the "Anything Else Podcast" because of a phrase commonly used by Destiny when conversing with somebody when the conversation seems to have dried up to offer the person to change the topic or to end the conversation there.
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Get the Anything Else Podcast mug.The phrase “Something Else” can be used to define someone as different or not like others and is often used in a good way when someone acts or says something weird or strange.
Richie kept saying funny things and kept sending pictures of cats in shoes. He really is something else.
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