Lawn Soaping

Emptying an entire bottle of shampoo/bubble bath/liquid soap in one's asshole and then jamming a garden hose on the "jet" setting into the asshole to create bubbles. Usually done on one's lawn.
CactusUpMyAss is not responsible for any anal injury as a result of Lawn Soaping.
by cactusupmyass December 17, 2019
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lawn capping

the art of stealing peoples lawn ornaments.
bro jump out the car n steal that fukin gnome... ud just be ill at lawn capping!!
by collegepointer May 28, 2009
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Lawn fudge

The random piles of shit left on your yard by the neighbors dog because they won't put it on a leash.
The dog dropped more lawn fudge, which I subsequently hit with the lawnmower to produce a fine mist of dry heave inducing aerosol shit.
by Unholy79 August 7, 2018
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Water the Lawn

When one's penis remains awkwardly mis-positioned after a night of wet dreaming and thus discharges like a sprinkler during the first tinkle of the day.
I never wipe the floor up after I Water the Lawn and my girlfriend hates it!
by L3akyFauc3t July 27, 2012
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Lawn billy

It's a lawn mower
I just got done changing the oil in the lawn Billy.
by Bin licious April 26, 2017
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Lawn breather

A lawn breather is a firefighter that is breathing through his/or her SCBA (air pack) at unnecessary times, usually in the truck, or standing outside of the fire well away from the smoke and danger. Lawn breathers are normally frowned upon due to the fact, that when they actually have to go into a burning building, they only have 10 minutes of air left, and are the reason the entire hose/interior attack team has to be swapped out after only 5 minutes. Lawn breathers usually have fire department stickers all over their personal vehicles and multiple fire department t-shirts and hats.
Somebody go take the lawnmower and camping equipment away from the lawn breather
by Jordan T November 2, 2014
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Lawn Thumb

A person with extensive knowledge and capabilities of fixing, creating and maintaining a residential landscape.
Amy: I want my whole yard to look awesome not just my garden. So I need more than just a green thumb.

Freddy: Well why don't you hire a Lawn Thumb?
by facebook.com/LawnThumbs January 1, 2012
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