Lockdown Lover

The one person you choose to spend your corona-isolation with. A monogamous relationship in times of a viral outbreak.

on video-call
Cheryl: OMG who is that man and why is he kissing you? Don’t you know you are supposed to limit your social interactions?
Jeffrey: Calm down Cheryl! He is my lockdown lover.

by Lemonaids91 March 24, 2020

facebook lockdown

When a person on facebook has ALL of their privacy features enabled allowing you to only send a friend request and MAYBE see their profile picture. You can do nothing else with them if you are not their friend.

Man, Mr. Higgins has his facebook lockdown! I was forced to send him a friend request just so I could see the status he told me about today!

by cutdicklover December 19, 2010

lockdownitis

When you are so tired of lockdown you just want to sink into a hole

I have lockdownitis

by frank bob frank January 28, 2021

Lockdown Dog

A man’s best friend that was purchased during lockdown. Now the owners are back at work it’s incessant screams and cries annoy the shit out of the entire neighbourhood.

“Rod, what on earth is that commotion outside?”

“Oh Jean, it’s that fucking lockdown dog again, I hope it dies of throat cancer”

by SimePieman September 05, 2022

lockdown

young white wanna be thug slang

My hubby in lockdown, so now you be cuffin'

by Jim Tran March 03, 2023

Lockdown

Prison. It can be a place or it can be the state of being in prison.

Inmate: I been locked down so long I don't know what else to do.

Arresting officer: You in lockdown now you sorry ass fool.

by tray fern August 30, 2013

Lockdown

A thing that is still going and is really annoying and is being caused by idiots who can’t seem to grasp the concept that staying inside for another week is much better than sneaking out to a giant party at night and singlehandedly extending it by another month.

Jake: Man lockdown is really getting annoying now, I wish it would end.
Felix: Well it would if those idiots stopped being stupid.

by Avracadabra August 18, 2021