clit monger

A monger of clits, ie. a pimp.
someone who sells and buys women on the prostitution market.

Also, a type of swear word used in a friendly and joking fashion to friends

can also be called 'clit vendor' or 'clit salesman'

"Get outta hee, you fuckin' clit monger!"

by Bozman August 11, 2006

Blue clit

When a female is turned on sexually but then left with nothing nor sex. She is fully aroused but gets no pleasure.

Just like when men have blue balls.

Omg Lisa, Kevin turned me on and had me all wet but then he got a phone call and had to leave me right then and there. I was left with a blue clit.

by spacedoutyo March 25, 2013

Paper Clit

When you give a woman, a paper cut in their vaginal area.

Yo, I gave that bitch a paper clit last night.
On JAH!?
Yah, she soaked the paper!

by anonymous April 7, 2019

Clit Snickers

A woman you meet at a bar, usually a large, plump college chic whom has been drinking cheap beer and eating all of the shitty bars cheap peanuts. After buying her more cheap beer, and watching her gorge on free peanuts, you bring her home in the wee hours of the morning. While she uses your bathroom, the shits peanuts, and does not wipe correctly, smearing peanuts, shit, and cheap beer sludge on her pussy and clitoris. You try and lick that pussy, but soon find out she has Clit Snickers, a pussy filled with peanuts and fecal matter. You opt to just fuck the pig.

I was about to suck Kelly's pussy, but that bitch had a raging case of Clit Snickers, peanuts and all.

by Rimjob Ninja June 23, 2010

clit spanked

A term used when referring to having sex in the doggy style position. Named so because of the male's testicles hitting the female's clitoris.

Dude what'd you end up doing last night?
Man I clit spanked this chick all night.
Aww damn, lucky dog!

by Tony56 October 2, 2013

numb clit

When a girl has an uptight attitude most likely caused by long periods of time without sex. Girls who ruin the fun.

"You get her number?"
"Nah she wasn't down. Bitch got a numb clit."

by JuicyJules88 March 21, 2016

Choc-clit

Zone of arousal.

Believed to be located way up the batty pipe of all practitioners of the appaling pastime of shit-stabbing poovery.

‘After receiving his Olympic gold medal. Daley Tom’s choc-clit also received a tickle from his husband’s shit streaked prick. ‘Before being fisted beyond function’

by Herbie Dongsporran October 13, 2021