cum blender

An individual on the receiving end of unprotected sex with multiple partners at or around the same time.

Jackie is such a walking cum blender with all the guys she is having unprotected sex with right now.

by Skycladconnoisseur August 29, 2015

Slavic Blender

When you take a large group of different races, forcing them to have an orgy and then when they are done, you gun them down with a Kalashnikov.

"Dude, If I lose the will to live, I will go to Ukraine to participate in a Slavic Blender"

by SadMemetato October 12, 2016

The dirty blender

A man (usually of the larger variety) squats over a desk fan that has been turned sideways while another much smaller man lies under it. The larger man then proceeds to evacuate all waster from his body into the fan onto the smaller man who may or may not be erect.

Did you hear that Bob gave Dylan the dirty blender.

by Francesco morningwood March 21, 2023

garage-blender

A blender that must be stored in the garage, because it is so manly it offends your wife's delicate senses.

Finally, I can make my own steak-milkshakes, now that I have my new garage-blender.

by Gerard Gadal June 27, 2008

Meat Blender

The act of sticking multiple penis's in a cooking pot and stirring them around with a wooden spoon and olive oil.

Wow my sister got home from college last week, boy were there were alot of meat blenders...

by nmsnow65 September 6, 2010

Caught in the Blender

When you are caught in a cyclic scheme, trap, or any encompassing phenomenon that is just having its way with you. Whatever that thing is trying to do to you, it does it, repeatedly.

The Instagram algorithms have me caught in the blender by showing me anime tiddies on the explore page.

by niquil November 9, 2021

blender material

Someone is blender material when the user of the word believes that people in general {as well as themselves} would rather have sex with a blender than that person.

Tom: Eugh. She`s blender material.

by Keijei August 14, 2007