A Texan man wanted to live out a fantasy of his while hospitalized, but Miss Jones didn't feel the same way and turned his scrotum into a nurse purse.
by BeaverKing83 November 13, 2010
Get the A Nurse Pursemug. Someone who knows a lot about relationships and gives a lot of advice on dating or getting a boyfriend/girlfriend
by Meggers10100 February 3, 2018
Get the date nursemug. your child's best medical practitioner. Mom knows the best remedies for any ailment there child is going through. Even known to have special healing powers with their kiss.
by Nurse Mom March 23, 2018
Get the mummy nursemug. A person (mostly female) who provides coke or other drugs at night clubs or discotheques, illicitly (natch). Males are usually called 'the Doctor'.
by icyfurnace March 7, 2010
Get the disco nursemug. When you suck on a girl's breasts while cuddling at the same time. This is a very sweet and comfortable position that is probably one of the best feelings a man can experience.
Leah takes off her shirt and puts her arms around Max, his face now buried in her breasts. Max gently caresses and sucks Leah's breasts as the two cuddle on the bed. Max tells Leah how much he loves her, causing her to giggle and blush, and how much he needed a nursing cuddle.
by stereotypicallama July 5, 2023
Get the nursing cuddlemug. Julia and Kim are so close friends that they occasionally (lack of time...) cross-nurse each other's babies.
by paco 23 October 3, 2008
Get the cross-nursemug. by Royston28471 May 19, 2022
Get the Squirty nursemug.