Clint: Dude, why you're sending me "among us" memes? This game and memes about it are dead. Please stop dude.
Michael: When the pretender is mistrustful!
Clint: I really hate you.
Michael: When the pretender is mistrustful!
Clint: I really hate you.
by TheMistrustfulPretender April 19, 2021

When you are in a dire situation, you say this to hype up the squad and give them the ability to work together with no issues.
(the squad drops in tilted and half the game is there)
Squad member 1: Pretend the titans are attacking the city!
Squad members in unison: AHHH!!!! MY SOLDIERS RAGE MY SOLDIERS SCREAM!!!
Squad wipes out tilted and ends up getting the victory royale
Squad member 1: Pretend the titans are attacking the city!
Squad members in unison: AHHH!!!! MY SOLDIERS RAGE MY SOLDIERS SCREAM!!!
Squad wipes out tilted and ends up getting the victory royale
by worthiuss November 27, 2023

Dude 1: Why are you ignoring me dude??
Dude 2: *silence*
Happy national pretend to be mad at your friends day
Dude 2: *silence*
Happy national pretend to be mad at your friends day
by Random guy12363946292 September 18, 2025

Plans are made but only exist as mere ideas. These plans never take place. This does not mean that anyone disapproved of the plans; in fact, those involved usually have fun working through the planning process. However, usually, it is silently mutually understood that the plans are significantly more likely NOT to take place than to follow through.
Individuals that were involved in the initial planning usually stop committing after the excitement surrounding it has died down & reality has set in.
This is a tale-old occurrence that many of us will experience in our lives: the process of pretend-planning
Ex: The type of plans that you & your out-of-state boo make every other weekend, except they never follow through. The reality of the long distance between you 2 makes it difficult to commit.
Individuals that were involved in the initial planning usually stop committing after the excitement surrounding it has died down & reality has set in.
This is a tale-old occurrence that many of us will experience in our lives: the process of pretend-planning
Ex: The type of plans that you & your out-of-state boo make every other weekend, except they never follow through. The reality of the long distance between you 2 makes it difficult to commit.
While on their weekend hiking trip, their pretend-planning lead them to opt for brunch and bottomless mimosas instead of hitting the trails.
by MaggiesMind April 11, 2024

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relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.
by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025
