microwave grandpa

A man who gets with a woman with children,like a microwave family, but she has kids with kids which makes her a grandma, so makes the man a grandpa like a quick meal in the microwave
He married into grandpahood. Just like a microwavable dinner hes a microwave grandpa
by Lola1109 August 21, 2017
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grandpa blew

The coolest color a mustang was ever made, a definite trophy winner. A panty or depends dropper for sure.
I bought this grandpa blew mustang because I wanted to stack trophies and pick up some gilf.
by BH6500 January 18, 2021
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Grandpa Shark

Grandpa Shark is the old guy outside the elementary school looking to pick up a baby shark doo doo doo doo da doo and molest it in his basement
Yesterday a Grandpa Shark was arrested for kidnapping little kids and molesting them in his basement.
by puick pride awareness October 08, 2018
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Grandpa ying

grandpa ying is a sexy,attractive, handsome, male donkey.he always finds his friends to do something bad with him.
(mostly use to describe a special person)
Cc:hey wanna do something naught stuffs with me,grandpa ying?
Grandpa ying:sure!just like we did yesterday.
by nose poop December 29, 2022
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Grandpa Smile

When somebody smiles like a grandpa with no dentures in.
CC: Dude your grandpa smile is disturbing me.
Adrian: Oh, sorry, I'll stop smiling...
Natausha: Dude your Smile is scaring children.
by bekkuhkidd February 11, 2011
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Grandpa Nikes

Nikes that look like they are made by New Balance
Typically found in Modells for $29.99
The type of shoes your grandpa would buy
Oozjse was on his way to Red Lobster quaddin in his Grandpa Nikes.
by Sploozjse June 03, 2014
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Grandpa strokes

When a man fucks a girl slow the whole time giving her no pleasure
Yea ion fuck wit him no more his dick was tiny and he had dem grandpa strokes
by Spilledmilksteve August 05, 2020
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