Delivery charge

First Order a pizza. Once is says out for delivery start jacking off try to finish before the pizza arrives. If you don’t beat it answer the door naked. You beat the delivery or you probably catch a charge...

Jimmy didn’t jerk off fast enough and had to answer the door naked and was delivery charged with public nudity

by Blakewuzhere101 September 29, 2017

charge the hose

the point after mind over bladder fails and at which you have to piss so bad that to relieve pressure on your bladder you relax allowing pee to enter your weiner but you hold it by squeezing the end of it (with your fingers) until you can whip it out and take a proper piss.

think of a firefighter hooking up a fire hose to the fire hydrant. before they put out the fire, they have to open the valve and pressurize the hose, hence "charging the hose".

(on a road trip)

A. Pull over, I have to piss so bad!
B. How much time do I have?
A. None at all, I have to charge the hose!
B. Shit, you better grab that empty water bottle then, you are in deep trouble

by prick reuben October 4, 2011

Depth Charge

When you insert a berocca into your rectum and then submerge yourself in a bath tub.

"That was a fucking weird party." "I know right, Dave did a Depth Charge!"

by /tv/ and /v/ pleb October 18, 2017

ghost charge

When a handheld electronic device tells you it has a full charge when really it has less.

Sally: How did my phone go from 100% to 86% in five minutes!?
John: Sounds like a ghost charge.

ghost charge ghost charge

by MegaPenguin3000 February 23, 2014

S.I.R. Charge

Stupid Individual Rate Charge

1. An additional charge or fee added to a bill to reimburse the service provider for the inconvenience of having to deal with the idiotic customer.

"I added a S.I.R. charge to her bill because of the headache she caused me."

by agentlotek October 20, 2015

glorious charge

A charge against an enemy army that out numbers you 1 to 5

General: Charge!!!
Soldier: were doing a glorious charge?
General (while running): yes!
*All the soldiers charging were hit by bullets*

by oscarnout July 17, 2016

Depth-Charge

Laying a fart in the cushion of a couch so precisely that the next person who sits down on it will get a blast of nasty butt!

Heh, heh... I just left a depth-charge for George.

by James Jarvis August 5, 2004