Nissan Cedric

A fine automobile known to pull bitches and get chopped by everything. You don't need power when you look this good.

The Nissan Cedric did a hectic one wheel peel and all the school girls came running

by Leeeeeyyyrooooyyyyyjennnkiiins July 6, 2020

Nissan Stormtrooper

A white Nissan Sentra. The name “Sentra” is derived from “central” and “sentry” and is supposed to mean it’s a safer car. A sentry is also like a soldier or, well, STORMTROOPER. Haha! And it’s white like the Imperial Stormtroopers.

“Your car looks like a stormtrooper car!”
“That’s exactly what it is. It’s a Nissan Stormtrooper!”

by TheNoirTroubadour December 25, 2021

Nissan Skyline GTR

Became popular because of the Fast and the Furious, and is now every 12 year olds dream car although they know nothing about it.

“Yall don’t know how cool the Nissan Skyline GTR is… It’s so fast bro you guys wouldn’t know”

by dissingAllCars_cuzcan March 13, 2024

Nissan Altima

A car containing an aggressive driver who thinks he always has the right of way, like an emergency vehicle. Hence the name Altima (out of my) way.

A Nissan Altima is coming from behind! Get out of his way!

by LukeyBearUD April 9, 2024

Nissan Skyline Generation 11

The Nissan Skyline Generation 11 (Gen 11 Skyline) not to be confused with the Infiniti G35, is a vehicle made by Nissan, of course. The drivers of this vehicle are weeaboo virgins who refuse to get a girlfriend and are secretly gay for eren jager or sum like that

Person 1: "Yo is that a Infiniti G35?
Person 2: "No its a supped up gen 11 skyline with a guy with a neckbeard and the car has weeaboo hentai stickers all over it."
Person 1: "I feel so bad for that mans mother and whoever his girlfriend may be."
Person 2: "Bro what girlfriend?"
Person 1: "Yeah you right."

This is where i put the word in the sentence
Nissan Skyline Generation 11

by TheBat227 February 24, 2022

Nissan 370Z

One of the best sports cars ever made in Japan. Has an acceptable horsepower number, unlike the Toyota GayTrash86

"Damn bro, did you see that Nissan 370Z"

Yeah dude, it looks leagues better than your shit Toyota GT86

by Sanae Katagiri March 30, 2022

Nissan Sentra Nismo

Piece of shit car that only people with a Long John Silver's Addiction drive. They also have a credit score so deplorable that even the most scummy loan shark will not give them a cent.

Omg is that LaTonsha driving her new Nissan Sentra Nismo? I heard her credit score is a 54.

by myanonymusself September 26, 2023