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Nissan

A guy with a tiny dick but when erected it turns into a horse cock. It's usually a hot guy with blond hair, very popular, but a "Nissan" will never grow taller than 6 feet.
After seeing a tiny dick in the shower room, but hearing he's a monster in the bedroom. "That guy has got to be a Nissan".
by Phoenix having a go November 23, 2021
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Nissan rogue sport

A “heterosexual male” that lives in New Hampshire that also drives a Dodge Ram dually, that he bought from his mom’s husband. Usually nicknamed “Brandon” is a foul-mouthed heathen that contributes nothing to society.
Oh, there goes another “Brandon”. Oh, you mean a Nissan rogue sport driver? Yes.

That’s very kind of him supporting LBTG+ by driving a Nissan. Right you are.
by Greatness almighty January 20, 2024
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Nissan S-cargo

A van-type car that is made for Goofy-goobers that like miatas and snails
"I would love to buy a Nissan S-Cargo for goofing around"
by Deyk888 September 28, 2023
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Nissan Skyline R34

A car with a really funny name (R34).
"It's not a good idea to look up "Nissan Skyline R34" with safe search off."
by ȥZ_GɾιɳɠυS_Zȥ June 30, 2021
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Nissan Sentra Nismo

Piece of shit car that only people with a Long John Silver's Addiction drive. They also have a credit score so deplorable that even the most scummy loan shark will not give them a cent.
Omg is that LaTonsha driving her new Nissan Sentra Nismo? I heard her credit score is a 54.
by myanonymusself September 26, 2023
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Nissan patrol

Top of the range 4wd, pulls out cruisers and leaves them in your dust, not over priced like ya cruisers. Don’t need to wear pit vipers and tight short jeans to drive a patrol.
Nissan patrolslaying pussy since 1975”
by Wilko April 14, 2021
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Nissan Skyline GTR

Became popular because of the Fast and the Furious, and is now every 12 year olds dream car although they know nothing about it.
“Yall don’t know how cool the Nissan Skyline GTR is… It’s so fast bro you guys wouldn’t know”
by dissingAllCars_cuzcan March 13, 2024
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