el nino

A shot made using equal parts Hot Damn and Malibu, to represent the Hot & Tropical aspects of the El Nino weather system that affected the US in the late 90's. Invented by a group of University of Montana students in 1998 an attempt to capitalize on El Nino's prominent place in the news. The plan was to order it as if it were a famous drink, then look at the bartender with distain when they didn't know what it was, and tell then the ingredients. Then, when you did the shot with your friends, you all shouted "El Nino!!!" in an attempt to start a trend. It did not catch on.

MAN 1: "Can I get 4 El Nino's please."
BARTENDER: "What the fuck's an El Nino?"
MAN 2: <scoffs>
MAN 1: "UH, duh, Hot Damn and Malibu."
BARTENDER: "Okay..."
Shots are made and served.
MAN 1 & MAN 2 & MAN 3 & MAN4: "EL NINO!!!!!"
MAN 3: <whispering> "Hey, this isn't bad."

by ToppDog August 8, 2007

el nino

vaginal squirting reached with climax during sexual intercourse with a spanish woman

Miguel: yo Guadalupe

Guadalupe: whatup meng?

Miguel: Why is the sofa wet?

Guadalupe: o sorry meng, it's probably from Maria's El Nino last night. ill take it to el cleaners.

by joseaids November 2, 2009

Blanco Nino

White boy, direct Spanish translation.
(blank-oh neen-yo)

Nice pass, Blanco Nino, but too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaaacked.

by walleyejackson May 15, 2005

el nino

Spanish for The Nino. As said on Saterday Night Live.

I am...EL NINO! All other tropical storms tremble before...EL NINO!

by Lucy January 3, 2005

Chuck Niño

An ungodly El Niño with the force of a Chuck Norris round house kick leaving global weather patterns, coral reefs, and California in complete annihilation.

Dude 1: Yo, you hear about the Chuck Niño this year?
Dude 2: Yeah man, whatever dumbass California prayed for an El Niño this year is going to wish they had never been born.
Dude 1: Fucking bootsy.

by surfingmantis October 27, 2015

nick nino

a sexy ginger who’s peter is tender and juicy like the nectar of an apple, a very complex person yet isn’t the brightest when it cums to general knowledge.

man did you see john how is he so smart yet so dumb

idk man he’s a nick nino

by Jacob Wheeler the 4th April 11, 2022

El Nino

A lazy man's way of writing "El Niño".

Bill "I heard el nino hit mexico last week."

Margarita "¿Qúe?"

by GreatMcGoogler February 19, 2009