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An ungodly El Niño with the force of a Chuck Norris round house kick leaving global weather patterns, coral reefs, and California in complete annihilation.
Dude 1: Yo, you hear about the Chuck Niño this year?
Dude 2: Yeah man, whatever dumbass California prayed for an El Niño this year is going to wish they had never been born.
Dude 1: Fucking bootsy.
by surfingmantis September 14, 2015
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