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neapolitan

Any sexual act including, at least, a threesome of individuals, each having a different hair color. Specifically a brunette, blonde, and red head (thus resembling neapolitan ice cream).
"Megan Fox, Scarlett Johansson, and Isla Fisher would be one neapolitan I'd love to eat in bed."
by itgoessoslow August 17, 2012
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Neapolitan Hurricane

A Neapolitan Hurricane is the act of shitting, bleeding and cumming in a bowl, mixing the ingredients, consuming the mixture then vomiting it onto another person.
I had to take a shower after the raging Neapolitan Hurricane your mom gave me.
by JizzforDinDin September 23, 2010
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Dirty Neapolitan

When a man scoops ice cream, inserts it in the woman's anus, and proceeds to have anal, but when finished, the man pulls out, and the woman licks the ice cream off his man-cone.
When Nick said he'd serve me a Dirty Neapolitan, it was an offer I couldn't refuse.
by BandanaBandit June 15, 2016
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Neapolitan

A Sexual Endeavor
Insert penis into a bloody vag, then insert penis into butt, suck off to finish.
"My girl is on the rag, so I gave her a Neapolitan "

"Woah, you got it in all three holes?"

"Fuck'n A"
by jkad March 21, 2008
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napolitano

An ugly ass man with a very tiny penis, and a huge bootyhole. Is a strong believer in bestiality and enjoys having sex with horses.
He's such a Napolitano!
by MamamamaMia November 18, 2013
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Neapolitan

Neapolitan
When you pack a bowl that contains bud, kief, and hash which resembles the icecream
That Neapolitan was so dank, it put me on that next level trippin.

Phil: hey bro you tryna pack a Neapolitan?

Stew: Hell yea. I want to get high
by Yul Perkins September 9, 2013
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Neapolitan Surprise

The act of discovering that during intercourse with a woman, your penis has been shit upon, and that said girl is also on her period; as well the discovering is marked by examination directly after your climax during vaginal sex.
Thus creating an instance of bloody shit covered cum dick, much like that of a neapolitan ice cream bar.
"Last night I had a surprise with the girl I took home..."- Unlucky Man 1

"What sort of surprise, dear friend?"- Dear Friend

"A Neapolitan Surprise"- Unlucky Man 1

*Vomits*-Dear Friend
by Not sure why I thought of this January 20, 2010
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