Nigga needs

A desperate nigga that wants to be called mah nigga.

Look at that nigga! They're giving white people free N-word passes so they can call them mah nigga! They probably have nigga needs!!!

by nigga needs male good deeds October 28, 2020

Need a sponge?

What to say to someone if they let rip a massive wet fart, the bubbly kind that feels like warm gravy running down the leg

Guy A ; *PPPRRRRRRPPPPPPppp*
Guy B '...jesus christ mate, need a sponge?'

by paggywaggygumdrops May 5, 2019

Need a towel

So excited that you get wet and need a towel to clean up

Patient: Doc, how was my procedure?
Doc: Went so well that I need a towel!

by TushT June 8, 2018

need a fill

when your acrylics grow out leaving a gap between the “did” nail and the nailbed.

“I was ringing out the dude before closing and he had the audacity to tell me ‘you need a fill’ as he took his change”

by Zeester December 28, 2019

nigga needs

Desperate black nigga with needs of being called mah nigga

Look at that nigga! They probably have nigga needs!

by nigga needs male good deeds October 24, 2020

Needs must

It is necessary

Not really hungry and cannot be bothered to cook. But needs must

by Needs must August 27, 2020

Men need to...

In all seriousness... Women need to shutbthe fuck about about what men "need to do." I don't NEED to do anything and if MY DICK doesn't have YOUR SALIVA on it... You don't have any authority to be telling me what I NEED to do. Why do I need to do *blank*? For what? YOU!? No!

A bitch "Men need to..."

Hym "Ope! If you finish the sentence I get to tell women what they 'need to do' "

A bitch "...."

Hym "No, go ahead."

A bitch "...."

Hym "Seriously! Men need to... What? Whatbdo men need to do?"

A bitch "....."

Hym "And women need to what? What do women need to do? Does it involve throwing me some booty? I bet it does! I bet you 1 million dollars it involves booty."

by Hym Iam August 15, 2023