The Hot Napkin

This is where you put any fecal matter on a napkin and shove it into a womans vagina and have intercourse with her armpits

Darrel: Hey Cherol, how about we try the hot napkin again tonight?

Cherol: No my armpits are really dry from your semen

by A-RON06 September 10, 2010

Napkin

The act of pulling one's scrotum skin taut and placing it firmly across another person's mouth, forming a seal.

She was just asking for a napkin, so I lovingly applied my scrote to her mouth.

by wizzle9885658 December 2, 2011

nakin

city slang for napkin

"yo i could get a nakin?"or
ewe you nasty, wipe your sloppy face wit a nakin
or We have no more nakins use toilet paper instead

by Gypseytoo February 1, 2006

Flood Napkin

An unnecessarily large coat that could seemingly absorb a flood.

1. Wtf? One day this guy's playing dress up and the next he's wearing a fucking flood napkin.

2. The city of New Orleans should have listened to its mother and put on its flood napkin before Hurricane Katrina. Maybe if it did it wouldn't have caught millions of dollars worth of property damage and a bad case of poor black people stealing stuff.

by WhatIfElbowsBentOutwards March 22, 2010

Nazzing

whipping out your dick and hitting someone with it

Dude she just got nazzed
Ill naz you!
hes just walking around nazzing people

by LAWLASAUROUS January 18, 2010

nabkin

One who sucks at anthing. Synonyms include: Nab, nub, noob

Dude your such a fucking nabkin

by Failcon March 27, 2009

Napkin Engineering

The use of a napkin to illustrate, design, invent, or otherwise explain some kind of engineering topic, theory, process, or equipment.

Envelopes, hands, and other generally small pieces of paper can be substituted.

Aristotle- How was the napkin ring invented?

Plato- I drew it on the back of a napkin.

Aristotle- Oh, napkin engineering. Toss the fris!

by Kbehcon February 3, 2010