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Nacho Camacho

A short, hunched over Mexican. Commonly found with a sustained injury to one or both arms causing gorilla-like movements. Found in the caves of Mexico, these Nacho Camacho's flourish. They do best in damp, dark, cold places. They have a offensively powerful breath that repels any non-Camacho being. Once believed to have only fed off of things found beneath rocks, they also enjoy a daily helping off a local Taco Truck. Unable to learn any 1 language, they rely on hand movements to communicate. Often, you will find, the hand movements rarely mean what they are indicated to. It can take years to learn how to converse with a Nacho Camacho, but it is indeed possible.

Much like their ancestors, considering very little evolutionary change, Nacho Camacho's are believed to be "dug up" rather then "born". Closely related to the Mexican ground mole, they do not develop eyesight until mid-life. They will they discover the world above ground and will search for food and living necessities for their family. Once they have collected enough rations for a new generation, they will continue their lives underground in a cave and wait for the next few decades to preserve absolute cave-dwelling tradition.
"Oh boy! That Nacho Camacho's breath sure did bowl me over!"

"HEY BOB! QUICK! Duck before that Nacho Camacho opens his mouth!"

"As soon as the Nacho Camacho placed his order to the taco truck, the truck was instantly engulfed in flames."

"Lois, RUN!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! THE HUM-ACH IS COMING!"
by Keeper of the Camach February 25, 2010
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Nacho Cheese

Cheese that is not owned by oneself
Dude: Hey! That's nacho cheese!
Guy: Sorry. You can have it back.
by Dan Chodos January 22, 2005
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nacho city

When you get really blazed then eat a rack of nachos.
Bruce: "Dude I got tostitos, chee, salsa, and a fat sac of purps. Its bout to be nacho city up in this piece."
by ATOWN4LIFE September 30, 2007
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Nacho Face

A Nacho Face is similar to a butter face, only a more extreme case. A truly shocking case of mismatched hotness betwixt face and body. As in: You look good, but nacho face.
" You know bro, without makeup, Sarah Jessica Parker moves from a butter face, to a nacho face.
by Rafter Kayem December 8, 2009
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nacho scoop

when a girl is giving you head, you smear cheese on her ass, then you scoop it up with some nachos... dont forget to offer her some
yoo i just nacho scooped my girlfriend and it was delicious but i forgot the jalapeños
by el nacho scooper October 15, 2011
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Nacho Soup

A sexual fetish when a man eats spicy nacho doritos and proceeds to rub the cheese residue from his hands onto his penis. Then he fucks a girl anally creating a spicy soupy concoction.
John: Yo Jack are you still talking to Lauren?
Jack: Nah man I was over her house last week and she asked me for nacho soup. I gave it to her but shit got weird after that.
John: Yeah that bitch is a freak
by sketti wrestlin' February 9, 2013
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Nacho Chesse

a stupid way to spell nacho cheese, usually used by some twat on Murder Mystery.
what do you call hs chesse? NACHO CHESSE
by RobloxKingLucas99 February 15, 2020
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