buttfuck nowhere

A place where the Amish live.

"why the hell are we surrounded by the sh in buttfuck nowhere?"

by Demented Dust Bunny August 4, 2003

nowhere fast

A fictional place christians and parents tell you you'll end up because of drug usage.

Referenced in short lived teen drama "Higher ground" and smashing pumpkins' song "JellyBelly"

"If you keep this up, you'll end up nowhere fast"

by SoakedInBleach May 12, 2015

scenic nowhere

Far away from all civilization. Typically a flat landscape with not much of a trace for life, such as a desert or the surface of the moon. A good example is the near lifeless desert area in the Spongebob episode where Spongebob and Squidward had to deliver a pizza and got lost.

We're out in the middle of scenic nowhere.

by Thievius July 28, 2016

shit-nowhere

smack dab in the middle of fuckin nowhere.

i’m literally in the middle of shit-nowhere, bruh.

by Unmasking August 25, 2019

Dirty Novee

When a guy cums in your mouth and you turn around and let your dog lick it out of your mouth

“Man she was such a good fuck!”
“Did she let you cum in her pussy dude?”
“No, but I did give her a dirty Novee”

by bunnybunnbunn April 18, 2020

The Ass of Nowhere

The country, or in other words a place that you have no idea where the hell you are and everything looks the same.

" My god we're in the ass of nowhere!"

by Mr. hide September 30, 2006

kiss from nowhere

When you are standing on the sidewalk or somewhere and some chick or dude just kisses or makes out with you when you least expect it. Also called a surprise kiss. If you're horny, you wanted it to happen.

X: Dude, guess what happened.
Y: What happened?
X: See that chick over there?
Y: Yeah. Why?
X: She just kissed me and I never had time to react.
Y: Lucky boy, a kiss from nowhere

by Clem Winkleberry July 9, 2014