The act of eating an item of food with the hopes of it tasting good, only to find out that it's horrible and you've wasted your time and money and tastebuds on the food.
"Hey Connor, how was that beef liver you had last night?"
"Aw man, it was nasty! I gave me a serious case of regretful digestion."
"Aw man, it was nasty! I gave me a serious case of regretful digestion."
by Myocarditis July 19, 2018
Get the Regretful digestionmug. the opposite of buyer's remorse, where customer feels guilt and anxiety NOT purchasing something at a given moment in time.
David wanted to kick himself for not buying that set of very affordable wine glasses, and spent his day filled with buyer's regret.
by Steak Knife June 14, 2013
Get the buyer's regretmug. 1. After buying a new cell phone with a 2-year service plan, you are sad that a friend bought a cooler, fancier, feature-laden phone at better price than you did.
2. You wish you could go back and get the different phone, but it would be prohibitively expensive.
2. You wish you could go back and get the different phone, but it would be prohibitively expensive.
by Daveed May 28, 2006
Get the cell-regretmug. The process of waking up and seeing the ass before you and knowing its only there because of the riddiculous amount that you had drank the night before
this can cover an accidental gay expierence , a larger than life woman , or any other situation you wake into and instantly regret the ammount you drank the night before
this can cover an accidental gay expierence , a larger than life woman , or any other situation you wake into and instantly regret the ammount you drank the night before
After showering thoroughly Tom recieved a phone call
" You coming to the pub?"
A whimpered reply came back
"No...im not leaving home today i have suffered the glutes of regret !!"
" You coming to the pub?"
A whimpered reply came back
"No...im not leaving home today i have suffered the glutes of regret !!"
by Rooboy222 November 1, 2009
Get the The glutes of regretmug. When you hold a repeating error, in your mind. That you won’t forgive yourself for, because you realize against your better judgement. Thinking less of your self, your relationship with your significant other you made a decision that have abruptly affect all future experiences for love to fall short from the one true.
This pain I hold so deep because of my family’s views and how society would view us a whole that I have a gaping whole in my chest bellowed with Regretful retrogression.
by Titus dyfilid February 15, 2019
Get the Regretful retrogressionmug. Regretting that you commented something on Facebook, because the whole exchange of comments made you look stupid, ignorant or the like ...or just because the conversation got way more complicated than you had imagined.
When that exchange of comment turned into a religious discussion, I had a severe case of comment regret
by AntonU August 22, 2011
Get the Comment regretmug. generally a feeling of deep "what was i thinking?" pussy regret can mostly be felt after "taking one for the team"
by I aint leavin no name October 18, 2008
Get the pussy regretmug.