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Neal JP

Hott hunk of a man who goes to CJHS. He is really hott and strong and funny and caring. Did I mention he's hott?
by neal jp December 2, 2003
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Neal

Neal is a very soft and sweet guy and is very sensitive and loves intensely. If you have met a Neal in life then your life is bliss and you are a very lucky person.A very attractive guy that always lights up the party. When someone is feeling down, he lightens their day w/ a smile. Neal is an outgoing guy that won't give up on what he wants to accomplish. Funny, talented, different, and inspiring to other humans.
You are luck if you have Neal in your life.
by aalime April 5, 2022
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Neal Mohan

The New CEO of YouTube, superseded from Susan Wabbajack, Who has a fetish for adverts even worse than Dan Schneider's fetish for children's feet. So much so that the sped goes and blocks the video player for people with an AdBlocker.

Oh, we can't forget the "aDvAnCeD fEaTuReS" that he decided to take away from channels for no reason at all, basically forcing users to give out their personal information to the communist corporation worth McMillions named "Google" (the same company who pushes their proprietary image format ".WEBP" which even their own apps don't support) so they pin a comment.
"Grammarly ads are pretty rad" - Neal Mohan and Neal Mohan only

"To help keep our community safe, we limit some of our more powerful features to channels who have built and maintained a positive channel history or who have provided verification.
As of now, your channel doesn’t have sufficient channel history. It has lost access to advanced features. This may have happened because your channel did not follow our Community Guidelines." - The Psychopath named Neal Mohan
by excusemebish November 24, 2023
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Neal Browning

The act of calling a timeout followed by another timeout or a penalty.
Can't believe coach called two timeouts in a row. He's totally Neal Browning it.
by #1coach December 18, 2022
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Neal

Gets mocked by his dear sister and gets slapped by everyone he has a destiny to be with his destiny and he is not that good at school
CARPOOL BESTAYZ FOREVER
Neal is not nice
by ur_corgi_lover_here February 8, 2022
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Neal Ahlstrom

Neal Ahlstrom Is packing the most of anyone in the room. He's not a fan of Weiner.
Neal Ahlstrom's got a tiny Weiner. No Neal Ahlstrom Has a big Weiner.
by glizzydaddy69740 November 22, 2021
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Neal

The best person to every live. Always making the right choice.
CIRE: OMG, i dont know what 1+1 is
Neal: its 2
by JJagaimo June 5, 2022
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