New Jersey high five

When a gentleman ejaculates into his hand prior to shaking hands with another man.

Before I quit my job I made sure to give my boss the New Jersey high five.

by Ihatemakingnewnames February 15, 2020

New Hentai Plot

I got this new hentai plot basically there's this highschool student except he's got a huge dick. I mean a monster cock. Packing a real shlongdaconda. Hauling a big meaty Johnson. Carrying an enormous cockasaurus. What happens next?! Transfer student shows up with an even bigger Fetus Slammer. A Humongous Tento na minchia tanta

So me and my buddy were checking out this new hentai plot, it was pretty good.

by Fallupe December 29, 2021

New Age Outlaws

A WWF tag team formed in the late 90's. Consisting of "Badd Ass" Billy Gunn and Road Dogg (formally The Roadie), originally were an upstart team that had little success. Eventually joined with D-Generation X (a popular faction in the WWF) and became very popular. Road Dogg usually would speak over their entrance music.

"Oh, you didn't know? Your ass better call somebody!"

"You damn right! You see it's me, it's me, it's that D-O-double G. With his good friend B-A-double D, A-double crooked letter!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages...D-Generation X proudly brings to you, the WWF, TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOOOORLD! The Road Dogg, Jessie James! The Badd Ass, Billy Gunn! The NEW...AGE...OUTLAWS!"
"And if you ain't down with that, we got two words for 'ya...SUCK IT!"

by Tony Yakiniku April 23, 2005

New York Knicks

A once great team. Now, for us New Yorkers, the games are hard to watch.

The Knicks lost AGAIN!!!!

by BigMan April 6, 2005

New Brunswick

A filthy, disgusting, or morally corrupt place.

The "cesspool" of Canada.

New Brunswick is a horrible place to live. The people here are a scab on the backside of Canada.

by Bill Green December 14, 2007

new phone who dis?

1. A common response when getting a text from an unknown number. Can be used even if your phone isn't new.
2. Using the above tactic to belittle someone you do, in fact, know.
3. A title of a diss track from an episode of You're The Worst.

"hey i'm in town tonight! let's hit the clubs"
"new phone who dis?"

"i'm pregnant"
"uhhhh...new phone who dis?"

"Did you see last night's You're The Worst? My favorite part was when Sam rapped 'new phone who is.'"
"Such a great scene. We've all been there amirite?"

by suddenvalley January 21, 2016

New Paltz Hot

A term that I have used in abundance during my days at New Paltz. The "New Paltz Hot" phenomenon is when an attractive woman will lower her dating standards to accommodate to the male selection at New Paltz. It epitomizes the Darwinian struggle. New Paltz statistics are against you from the beginning. With a school that's 70% women and 30% men, you're bound to run into some problems. While a 7:3 ratio may seem appealing at first, let's dig a little deeper into the real percentages. Looks can be deceiving in more ways than one. Of those 30% men, half of them are either gay, bi, or confused. You're left with a cumulative 15%. You soon begin to question whether guys you would never have found attractive prior to the New Paltz experience are actually attractive. This disillusionment will continue to grow with each progressive year you attend school. Soon, you find yourself dating a burnout, wanna-be rapper with no sense of direction. A true catch. The "New Paltz Hot" cannot be evaded. Your only defense is to go back home, or to other colleges, as often as possible.

May the odds be ever in your favor.

Synonyms may include but are not limited to: Real-world ugly, New Paltz handicap, "okay-looking," the "I-don't-know-what-I-was-thinking" summer break realization, etc.

Sam: "I've questioned as to whether or not I should turn lesbian just to better my chances. Still single as fuck. "
Amanda: "New Paltz problems."

Stefanie: "Why can't I find a boyfriend?"
Lisa: "It's not you, it's New Paltz."

Jennifer: "I need your opinion, is this guy "real-world" hot or just New Paltz hot?"
Katie: "I don't know... I can't tell the difference anymore."

by NewPaltzProblems October 19, 2012