Nevada Cocktail

A sexual move where usually the female will put one foot on the male's testicles, and the other foot used to choke the man out. Next, the woman will clasp their hands together over the male's penis and begin to suck very hard.

Mike: Bro what happened to you last night?
Dave: (In hysteria) She took everything...
Mike: Rebecca? W-w-what did she take?
Dave: (Still Crying) she took all my sperm... performing a Nevada Cocktail...

by FakeFent November 18, 2024

Nevada

A place in the middle of nowhere where a bunch of people with crosses for faces live and kill each other and the sky is red and the ground is gray and if you smoke a cigarette there you get no scoped by this guy called Hank J. Wimbleton

Kid: mommy where are we going?

Mom: somewhere

Kid: somewhere where?

Mom: SOMEWHERE IN NEVADA… *Sean Hodges/Cheshyre starts playing*

by RadioFire December 17, 2024

Nevada Hand Dryer

When you chain a hooker in a basement, feed her beans, and glue her anus shut and after a set amount of days, ranging from 3-5 (depending on how fat she is) you feed her laxatives, open her anus up (Typically used with a screwdriver, butter knife or something similar) and stick an oil funnel into her, leading into your mouth and let it rip.

"Yeah dude, did you hear Jaylen just did a Nevada Hand Dryer on that hooker!"

by hosteyele June 30, 2025

Nevada Establishment

A brothel.

Timmy was so inept with women, not even a trip to a Nevada Establishment could help him.

by NM83 October 11, 2025

Nevada Shuffle

The Nevada Shuffle is when a male and usually a female have sexual intercourse while the female is having a seizure.

Person 1: Babe you wanna do the Nevada Shuffle
Person 2: JAHSDGBHSJDBFAGHBNFDSHAJKSHNFSDAJIKOMF

by GregorySnitzlefart June 13, 2024

Asher in Nevada

A complex, emotional ordeal, in which you are taking a porcelain toilet shattering, asshole ripping, burning, completely liquid shit. Gets worse as you move westward throughout the United States.

“Man I really ashered last night!”

“What state?”
“It was a Nevada for sure!”

“An Asher in Nevada is a whole lot of diarrhea!”

by teehee3943 April 25, 2025

Nevada

Utah’s alcoholic and meth addicted cousin to the west.

Let’s avoid Nevada at all costs.

by Alphawolf2006 May 5, 2024