natty nap

The act of sleeping after passing out for consuming way too much Natural Light at a party.

Johnny woke up from his natty nap and realized he was in the hospital for a couple of days.

by 305 trips November 11, 2009

Nattycolitis

the inability to form solid feces due to years of frequent natty light consumption

Theodore: "Dood, I blow up hard at work"
Jontae: "Yeah, same, I rarely shit solid any more"
Theodore: "HAHAHA, maybe we have Nattycolitis"

Sampsun: "Bro, I have been shitting rice water and blood for weeks. I think I have developed Chronic Nattycolitis."
Jeffrey: "I ferment mine."

Scott: "Ben, I haven't duked a solid log in months; all my poop is straight liquid."
Benjamin: "Uhhh, it sounds like you might have Nattycolitis. How long have you been bingeing on natty?"
Scott: "Probably 15 years, since I was 12, no doubt."

by SanduskyBwai69 November 20, 2011

Nasty Buffalo

A hot shit typically occurring after a hard night of drinking or eating spicy food. The type of shit that burns upon discharge and leaves a greasy residue behind.

Man, I shouldn't of eaten those jalapeños last night. I suffered a nasty buffalo this morning.

by Gmarie168 April 15, 2016

Nasty Garcia

When a man and woman do a Dirty Sanchez and then, he continues rubbing it into a full beard.

She looked into the mirror and was astonished to see how her Nasty Garcia looked!

by Heavy GG June 5, 2018

Nasty fries

When something is nasty fries, it's reeeeaaal nasty.
Always followed by an exclamation mark.

Wowie, that stinky old milk is NASTY fries!

That dirty old man said some things that were nasty fries!

by Myfriesbedelish January 11, 2019

Nasty Jacuzzi

When you ejaculate into a belly button (your own or someone else's) and then another person uses a straw to blow bubbles into it, hence a tiny nasty jacuzzi.

Now, if they drink it, well that's a whole new thing.

-Dude, Barbara and I did a Nasty Jacuzzi yesterday.
-WOAH, Who made the bubbles?
-I'd never tell.

by Arg-Gamerdude December 3, 2019

ngty

Not gonna tell you.
When someone wants to know something but you don't wanna tell.

Crush: Who are you into?
You: I'm ngty. It's still a secret.

by Tigerhoernchen November 3, 2020