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Mistress

1. noun; In B/D and S/M, the woman who is dominant.
2. noun; Proper title of dominant woman in B/D and S/M relationship.
1. I am a dominant Mistress who is looking for a submissive slave to play with.
2. My name is Mistress Tiffany.
by J June 4, 2003
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Mestringshuset

Magical place in the Vegårshei woods, southern part of Norway. Where beautiful fairies help addicts (drugs and/or alcohol) on the way to recovery.

Using the wonderful 10 step philosophy to give hopeless cases the chance of a worthy life once more.
Billy Bob : Hey man! I think I got a problem with alcohol and meth.... My wife is leaving me, and my kids will not speak to me. What should I do?

Man : Why don't you call Mestringshuset? They can help!

Billy Bob : Thanx, man! I'll do that!
by TheMufaasa March 6, 2011
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Mistretta Drunk

To become so highly intoxicated that you have a seizure
Padre: Son, I want you to know that I'ma pin ta get mistretta drunk at your homecoming dance tonight

Son: Sounds good father, I plan on doing the same
by bobthehob September 29, 2011
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Swiss Mistress

A woman (single or married) who successfully seduces a married man and has a romantic relationship with him, yet she does not nessessarily need to be having sex with him. The key to making her a Swiss Mistress is that she is not looking for any long term committment and enjoys being the Mistress. The term came from business class men in Zürich, Switzerland who would often be seduced by women in their business relations and often go to them as a source of lust and sexual release.
A female co-worker flirts with a man at work until he flirts back to the point that they make-out in his car after work. Since she does not want to destroy his marriage and values their friendship, she continues to offer loving confort when he needs it. Sometimes sex. She would be his Swiss Mistress.
by vamperism November 27, 2010
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Rahul Mistry

An absolute cutie pie angel who everyone loves. A Rahul gives the nicest warmest cuddles and has sexy long model legs. He is gorgeous and has the most beautiful smile and eyes and nose and practically every feature is made to absolute perfection.
Person 1: "Woah dude why am I suddenly happy?"

Person 2: "There must be a Rahul Mistry around here."

"That's the most magnificent human I've ever seen WTFF is this even legal??"
"it must be a Rahul Mistry"
by GeorgeJeffreson212 May 17, 2020
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Mistress

Spare pussy to have when your wife or girlfriend is either on the rag or just not in the mood to straddle the cock. Traditionally a popular stress reliever in France, which might explain why they rarely wage wars these days.
After my wife tried the old "I have a headache" tactic for avoiding sex, I hopped over to the other side of town where my mistress gladly spread her legs for me.
by urban pervert October 31, 2003
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Mistress

The woman who is dominant to you and will gladly punish you at any time for any thing.
see bitch
You missed a spot on the window...
Bend over to be spanked!
by tiffany April 28, 2004
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