butt musket

A butt musket is the art of eating whole meatballs and firing them out of your asshole.

Dinner was good lastnight marge but I've been firing the old butt musket all day.

by monkey spunkk December 8, 2010

Serbian musket

To do a line of cocaine out of a furry Serbian's butthole while he/she uses his/her farting ability to propel more of the powdery substance into the user's nostrils.

coke user: "I'd like to combine my love of cocaine with the smell of a breezy fart."

Serb: "A Serbian musket should do the trick, let me rub my butthole a little bit so more coke can go inside."

coke user: Awesome.

by Muhmurphy February 10, 2008

fudge musketeer

A man that likes anal sex.

Lance says to his boyfriend "You are the BEST fudge musketeer to bareback me in a long time!"

by Fudge Musketeer August 2, 2006

Frosted Musketeer

After cumming up your girl's poop shute, she shits out a frost covered turd.

My girl left a Frosted Musketeer on my roommate's pillow.

by brewdogg December 27, 2009

Chedder Musket

The butt hole.

My freind snuck up on me last night and opened fire on me with his Chedder Musket.

by BigBrown June 17, 2020

nut musket

Penis

She took a shot to the face from my nut musket.

by jcstreetz April 4, 2016

Yogurt musket

A device used to launch creamy baby yogurt to its intended location. Aka a mans dick, and/or crank.

Now that Rutz lives in Texas, he is free to fire his yogurt musket at Sean’s mom.

While frowned upon, Rutz can fire his yogurt musket off of his front porch now that he lives in Texas.

by Schmitty1127 July 2, 2021