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butt musket

A butt musket is the art of eating whole meatballs and firing them out of your asshole.
Dinner was good lastnight marge but I've been firing the old butt musket all day.
by monkey spunkk December 8, 2010
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Serbian musket

To do a line of cocaine out of a furry Serbian's butthole while he/she uses his/her farting ability to propel more of the powdery substance into the user's nostrils.
coke user: "I'd like to combine my love of cocaine with the smell of a breezy fart."

Serb: "A Serbian musket should do the trick, let me rub my butthole a little bit so more coke can go inside."

coke user: Awesome.
by Muhmurphy February 10, 2008
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fudge musketeer

Lance says to his boyfriend "You are the BEST fudge musketeer to bareback me in a long time!"
by Fudge Musketeer August 2, 2006
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Reverse Musket

A Reverse Musket is the act of removing an object that is stuck by getting another object stuck in the same manner and compacting both objects by force and is typically referred to when unclogging a toilet by re-clogging with a secondary object and plunging vigorously until a fountain of water is formed.
Jerry, "We've got a water leak somewhere. Must be a burst pipe."

Tom, "Nah... The upstairs neighbors pulled off a Reverse Musket last night."
by itsmy1stsmokebreak April 7, 2019
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nut musket

She took a shot to the face from my nut musket.
by jcstreetz April 4, 2016
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Loading the Musket

The act of female mastubation.

When the woman is finished she will squirt. This is also known as "The musket Shot"
Greg: damn I looked through Dave's moms window last night and she was Loading the Musket.
by TFAssassin November 25, 2020
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Chedder Musket

My freind snuck up on me last night and opened fire on me with his Chedder Musket.
by BigBrown June 17, 2020
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