swirly murf

When you're in the 69 position and you leave a mark on your partner's thigh.

I was in the maison last night and this ratchet gave me a swirly murf!

by Buttstabbah May 22, 2016

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Josh murffit

A horny bisexual fuckbunny with a 2 inch dong. (rapist)

Person A: Last night I saw a f***ing Josh Murffit!!!
Person B: Oh S**t! Did you lock the doors, hide yo kids and wife, call the S. W. A. T team and pray for your life??

by tyroneniggaer March 16, 2020

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Murft • Murftown • murf • murt • mufty • Murtaza • murfle • Murat • mufti • mufftard

A really cool kid (NOT) who thinks he is the best at basketball. He likes to rub in everyones face that he's supposedly the best at basketball but he gets owned every game. He also thinks hes really tall and thats the only comeback he has (like thats even a comeback). He denies his origins cause he's a faggot. Hed rather been known as a Canadian(like that's better, than his real origin). Someone should clue this kid in! Also he says hes 14 when he looks more like 17 (17 in 9th grade DAMN!) Lying about his age (Even girls don't lie about their age when they are 17). What a queer.

P.S.- Yeah i forgot to mention that he smell like shit (and no ordinary shit, he smells like dog shit mixed with bull shit). Hey Murtaza buy some deodorant, it's not expensive dude. If you don't have the money then atleast take a shower.

Man, you smell like shit! In other words like Ghulam Murtaza.

by 51LV3R July 19, 2004

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mufftard

A female (who has the muff) acting in a retarded manner.

Laurel, stop being such a Mufftard"

by BlaineFoster June 26, 2007

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morfternoon

A description of the current time which is valid when the speaker/sender is in a timezone where it is morning, and the hearer/recipient is in a timezone where it is the afternoon.

Morfternoon, Dmitry. What is the weather like over there?

by pseudonoon October 18, 2013

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