Calvary Chapel Murrieta

A "school" that was founded in 1990. Since then it has dedicated itself to covering youths ears and shouting " LALALALALA We Cant Hear You! LALALALALALALA". The math department consists of a sub-standard curriculum. One would be able to pass the geometry final by putting "Jesus" for every answer. The English department Curriculum is passed on protestant ideals. During the study of The Scarlet Letter, the teacher tried convincing students that the Puritans were right! History Consists of everything that involved Christians. According to them, the Muslims started the crusades. Every student is required to take a bible class each year. In the case that you graduate in your Junior year and recieve a state accepted diploma with the Schools name on it, you are still not allowed to walk at graduation, simply because you dont have 4 years of bible. All students are required to attend chapel, where we are force feed Calvary's hypercritical view on Christianity. If you have sex, you're a sinner and are going to hell. If you drink, you're a sinner and are going to hell. If you go into the military instead of going to a christian college, you're a sinner and are going to hell.

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by Sickened by Calvary October 19, 2010

Murison

To simply ignore comments or conversation that is not immediately beneficial to the person in question.

Person 1: 'he ignored me'
Person 2 : 'You got Murisoned'

by Define This 1990 July 19, 2010

Mudrik

A sexy terrorist with a great six pack.
Very nice bloke.

Dickhead 1 - 'Mudrik blew up the Eiffel Tower, but hes got a sexy six pack.'
Dickhead 2 - 'I'll let him bomb me anyday'

by Mentaldickhead April 4, 2017

muri

The Laotian term for a man that has lost the privilege of procreation.

“That Muri Over there has lost penis privileges.”

by Ertugrul Ozer February 1, 2020

muriphilia

The emotional bond or sexual attraction to rodents.

"Your muriphilia is disgusting!" said Earl

Rattus just smiled, licked his fangs and closed the coffin lid.

by IxLovexyouxtooxFox June 18, 2009

'Murica

A slang word for America. Often used to make the USA sound amazing. Usually said yelling.

'MURICAAAA!!!! F*** YEEEAAAAHH!!!!

by SomeFancyCashews September 16, 2014

Murinal

A mural or painting on a toilet or toilet block. Public toilets are often painted with a picture depicting the area and its history or to brighten them up.

I like that painting on those public toilets, it is a really nice Murinal.

by sirons12 July 31, 2012