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kev murison 

Guy who is unsure of his sexuality. Likes ski holidays (booked purposely to avoid new years, therefore irritating his gf), tight on electricty bills (turns off heaters in winter), bulemic, fancies blondies with back combed hair and cam, has a tendency to wear lederhosen and spank himself. Smokes like a gay.
Girl number 1: Wow did you see that guy with the leder hosen spankin himself eating a bratwurst?
Girl number 2: Yeah he looks like such a kev murison
kev murison by feegina December 11, 2010
A sweet beautiful, girl who is hyper 200% of the time! She’s the best friend who you can always rely on! She is the best person in the world and will always be down to be a crackhead with you.
Marison your the best
Marison by Neva_draws_29 November 1, 2019
The act of playing with children’s genitals, specifically the male penis.
Get off that 8 year old boy, you’re committing a Morison!
Morison by Sexee April 21, 2018
Massive douchebag who plays too much Call Of Duty
Hes a total merison
merison by ping pong twang June 20, 2011
FIFi is such a Morison
morison by Taylor134578 December 6, 2016

Marisoń 

Hey I want some marisoń
Marisoń by Marison49485 December 17, 2018