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T.W.T.M.S.-When You Feeling Yourself In Any Givin Moment.
by TermOcologist99 July 18, 2024
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i.w.y.t.f.m.s.h

hey bae i.w.y.t.f.m.s.h
by am.z September 11, 2023
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p.m.s.trionics

When a woman throws a wobbler at a guy for no reason other than the fact she has the painters in or is about to...
"She went crazy, I couldn't work it out ... then I did the math ... p.m.s.trionics, I guess."
by Freakstone October 9, 2007
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mstwa

mstwa it is an Arabic word مستوى

Mostly something like.

(am on a higher level than you.), and this one is the most accurate meaning

EZ...

am better.

Get fricked
You win an online game you say mstwa instead of ez

you lose an online game mstwa popup in the chat
by Salat3 February 19, 2021
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MST3k

The most awesome television show invented by the human race. Short for "Mystery Science Theater 3000" Originated in the late 80's and featured a man named Joel (Later to be replaced by Mike Nelson), Crow T. Robot, and Tom Servo. This trio would make fun of ,while watching, terrible movies. Was featured mostly on Comedy Central and the Sci-Fi Channel. Aired for 11 seasons. In 1996 the MST3K movie was released into theaters.
I cannot find the MST3K The Movie DVD anywhere.
by Beachloghunter May 30, 2006
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Musician Standard Time (MST)

The time that all musicians keep to that make them function on a different timezone than other people : dinner at two am (after their gigs) go to bed at three am wake up after noon and have lunch at four pm. Repeat cycle.

The timezone that Musician WAGs have to adapt to in order to ever be able to spend some time with their boyfriends.
Best Friend: So why were you still online at two am?
Musician WAG: Oh, I was waiting for John to come over, you know how he is with his Musician Standard Time (MST)

Musician: Baby, I'll call you tonight ok?
Girl: Normal time or MST?
by Musician WAG November 23, 2009
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MSTP

Medical Scientist Training Program
1. A degree granting program providing both MD (medical doctor) and PhD (doctor of philosophy) degrees.
1. A training program barely funded by the National Institutes of Health (NIH) to make sure the people they eventually fund are socially inept enough to dedicate their lives to science forever.
2. A career path for students arrogant enough to believe they are better than both PhD's and MD's
3. A method of spending your entire 20's towards a goal that simultanously makes your mother proud, your younger brother jealous, and your friends laugh at you when they're married with house/car/401K while you still go to ice cream socials for free food.
at 22yrs old: Hey buddy, I got into the MSTP. My life's going to be great. Good luck with your 100hr work week at <insert I-bank>. Haha... I'm gonna be a doctor^2

at 23: Med school's kinda lame.

at 24: Beta-blockers, I guess? Med school's lame.

at 24: Wheh, boards were tough. Time to study for quals.

at 25: grad school's lame, time to study for comps.

at 26: grad school's lame.

at 27: who knew that after I-banking, <insert friends' names> would be making $100k? Thank God in just 3 years, I'll be a resident starting at $44k.

at 28: I am the master of the <insert 24 letter molecule name here>. Nobody will ever understand my thesis, but <insert semi-famous researcher> thinks I'm real smart.

at 29: What the hell is a beta-blocker?

at 30: To think, in just 5 years, I get to start writing grants again -- I hope <insert semi-famous researcher> still remembers how smart I am. Mr. Patient, could I practice my neuro exam on you... the real doctor will be here in a minute to go over your lab results... but I think he'll start you on beta-blockers.. Wait, I'll look that up on UpToDate.
by _disgruntled_ October 23, 2006
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