moose

Slang term for crack cocaine

Yo, you got any moose?

Hit the moose, then government came and took my baaaaby!

by BaveT March 4, 2009

Moose

An animal that can b entertaining to watch have intercourse

A large horny animal

"I love moose watching!!!"

"I just love how mooses are soo horny!"

by NateSierraMooseGrimlenAdriean May 5, 2009

Moosed

A Sports Gambing terms referring to loss of a wager at the very end of the game.

When a game is going your way for majority of the match only to lose at the end.

That meaningless half court shot Moosed my Under.

The missed field goal Moosed my game.

I got Moosed on that walk off.

by Clutch_play February 21, 2018

Moose

A person with a good face, but a bad body. It comes from hunters who mount the moose's head on their wall. The opposite of a prawn

girl 1 - look at that guys monobrow
girl 2 - but you should see him with his shirt off, he is such a moose.

by Elikay July 25, 2011

Moose

A Women who is one grade lower then a slut. Just as slutty, only uglier, usually fat/geeky.

Packing pounds and guys like that she sure has become a real moose!

by MrSirDudeGuyHommieManWay August 13, 2010

Moose

A large, ungainly girl (tall, well built than fat) who appears a bit dumb and/or clutzy, not particulary attractive. Or perhaps a girl who is a bit too big to be completely feminine, like Kimora Lee Simmons. Basically a girl whose physical presence is vaguely reminiscent of that hulking, slow-witted animal, the moose, which lacks the grace of something like a stag.

That girl is a real moose!

by ManofG February 7, 2009

Moosed

When a guy you are note even dating breaks up with you for another girl. He has to really be into you, but still hung up on an ex or have a wandering eye.

I can't believe that boy Moosed me for her!

OR

Things were going so well and then he Moosed me for his ex!

by QT KT December 3, 2009