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Moongooner

A person who follows the art of moongooning, i.e. a spiritual Native American ritual that involves gooning into an elk’s entrails after blowing the head off a buffalo in an effort to summon the phoenix. It is important to have a moongooner’s license and a registered priest to oversee the session to ensure that the moongooner squad follows the correct path
My moongooner gang is planning something with Eagle Eye at 1:00 in the morning, you in?
by EagleEyeMoonGoon February 8, 2024
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MOONGOONER

An Individual who partakes in The ancient spiritual ritual, were follower's of the unwritten creed gather under the crown of a full Moon and begin the ritual of Gooning, Offering the ash's of grandpa to the phoenix bringing about its resurrection. Knowing it is our only hope against the beast of legend and providing salvation for all.
It was on the twelfth night, that the MOONGOONER beacon was set, by the eleventh night, the beast was no more
by Poet3991 February 15, 2024
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Moonsmoke

N. A person who gives you an overwhelming feeling of euphoric love, deep comfort. To feel accepted and seen even in a person’s darkness by the brightness of the moon and its smokey light.

This word can be referenced in Caamp’s song titled “moonsmoke”.
He was her moonsmoke and that’s all the love she ever needed.
by eef514 August 26, 2025
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Minute Moonshine

Alcohol in ether, used as an inhalant to become incredibly drunk for a number of minutes, followed by sobriety.
"Here, take a hit of this minute moonshine."
"Sure." *Stumbles around and does stupid shit*

-Five minutes later-

"How are you feeling?"
"Pretty good. Sober now, though."
by Poiven March 16, 2012
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Zac Mainstone

by gph123 November 28, 2019
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mexican moonshine

A clear fluid that should be tequila but you have assholes for friends that water it down so it freezes.
They gave me some of that Mexican moonshine. I have more alcohol spewing from my pores, bro.
by Pass the cupcakes September 19, 2021
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Kentucky moonshine

When a country music video has a lot of semi naked women showing their buttocks like in rap music videos.
" have you seen the new Lonestar music video, its a Kentucky moonshine! "
by dxfd March 7, 2024
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