Mansterbation

1. Male form of masterbation
2. Jerking off
3. Whacking off
4. Beating it
5. Jacking off

Our police records show that you were arrested yesterday for public mansterbation.

by osiz February 8, 2010

monsternaut

monster + astronaut

She put a bag of flaming poo on your doorstep?! That girl is a monsternaut!

by Linnielamb July 2, 2010

Monsterbash

A thrilling and thought provoking want over latin text.

"Bro did you read that aeniad chapter I sent you?"
"Yeah I had a great monsterbash to it "

by laterlover_69 May 21, 2018

Monsterable

VERB - A type of person that is a monster and adorable at the same time

Example: He's such a monsterable. He can be tough like a monster, but he's got an adorable heart.

by Jane The Virgin September 14, 2018

Monstergasm

1. A peak of sexual pleasure/excitement, but with a twist.... It's for monsters

2. An orgasm of beastly proportions

3. Horrific height of monstrous sexual intensity

He made a face as if he was having a monstergasm

by ElCohété March 3, 2019

Moisterbate

A soggy wank

Tom popped home to moisterbate at lunch time most days

by Tresjuicy April 12, 2019

Monsterbite

Every sandwich / burger deals with the problem of spatial ingredient distribution. This often leads to bite-sized hot-zones containing the perfect (excessive) amount of the preferred ingredients.

This bite is often highlights the peak of your eating experience.

Don't let Joseph taste your sandwich. He always manages to snatch the monsterbite out of it

by ChetBacon August 13, 2020