monosex

1. To have sex with oneself.
2. To practice oral sex on oneself.

"and no im not gonna cum in my mouth or monosex ha myself to i cum you fags who are getting hung!"

by Fathead Joe January 21, 2004

monessen

1. A town in Pennsylvania where you can't go 3 seconds without having your shit stolen, drug dealers and sluts roam the streets 24/7, and is just the worst place to live/visit.

2. Only go here if you want something bad to happen

Guy 1: Hey I got a new job in Monessen
Guy 2: Don't go! You have so much to live for!

by skrubdestroyer420 November 8, 2015

mongsplosion

When mongoloids spontaniously explode.

That mongsplosion took out the white house!

by cheesemaster February 18, 2005

Monosectoarialism

The cientific definition of a boner. Mono= One Secto=Area Arial= Sky high

One area (of the body) sky high *_-

Bill: "Do you want to touch my monosectoariali?"

Dawn: "Yes, I didn't know you had Monosectoarialism. May I touch it?"

by Mikel, Tyler December 20, 2008

monks

a combining of the words "man" and "chunks".. Has two meanings as described in the examples below.

E.G 1 "I heard about (coz i don't watch em myself obviously!) a porn film where the guy finished off my giving the girl a pearl necklace of monks"

E.G 2 "Whoa! you shoulda seen the car crash before with an 18 wheeler and a guy on a moped! Fuckin monks everywhere!"

by I L Evans August 20, 2007

Monosex

A term coined to describe sex with only one person. Otherwise known as "Mastrubation"
This term can be used to make men and women feel not so lonely about the fact that they have no one to touch their dark sectors, mainly due to excessive playing of the game "World of Warcraft"

Guy 1- Dude i had monosex for like 20 minutes last night!

Guy 2- I would have but i was too busy getting my Night Elf to level 68!

Guy 1- DUDE!!!!1!!!111!!one!eleven!!!

by Tyishwa / St Crispy January 9, 2009

Mohsan

A big vagina that looks like a wizard sleeve.

Hey did you see Ashley's Mohsan? It was nasty

by TamMoe October 4, 2011