MITCHELL 

Man whore. Small dick big mouth. Sleeps around and eats pussy for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Look at him he's such a Mitchell! Hoebag

MITCHELL by momo&yebsi March 28, 2015

Mitchell 

To veer off course violently. The phrase comes from Mitchell Johnson, Aussie Test bowler who regularly gets panged around the park by opposition batsmen due to him bowling the ball down the left, down the right, anything but straight.

I was driving down the motorway and the back right tyre went causing the car to Mitchell across 3 lanes and end up on the grass verge.

Mitchell by Take the urn home January 21, 2011

Mitchell 

Mitchell is a full blown autistic tard who's extremely gay and is basic as fuck.

Bro 1:"omg did you see that fags comment on francis post,who was that fag?"
Bro 2"oh that was mitchell hes an autistic cunt"

Mitchell by The Facts spitter August 28, 2018

Mitchell 

Mitchell. A mitchell will own a mighty landcruiser equiped with an ls1 that will blow doors of his rival patrols

Hey buddy are you ok in that nissan patrol mitchell says

Mitchell by Cruiserlad March 6, 2019

Mitchell 

Mitchell is a guy who just loves playing video games(at his moms house mostly) he also is straight but can tend to be fruity to others (especially black guys named Marion.

That guy looks like a Mitchell

I want to be a Mitchell

Mitchell by Um not John Stanley... July 10, 2020

Mitchell 

Big potato, Mom abuser, and nicotine addiction

“It’s my last time I swear”- Mitchell

Mitchell by Big slime101 November 22, 2021

Mitchell 

Mitchell is a good guy, kind and generous. Often wears shorts, even in winter. Mitchell is also a unit when measuring the combined pressure and gas volume of a fart.

* giant fart *

Guy 1 “damn, was that a fart”

Guy 2 “sure was, 28 Mitchell’s as well”

Guy 1 “nice”

Mitchell by Hellrow November 21, 2019