DingleBerry Mist

When you accumulate front and back dingleberries from not bathing and the debris is an oily mist that is released as the garmets are removed

Damn that dude ain't showered in months and the debris after he uses the bathroom that's left on the toilet seat is a rare form of DingleBerry mist.

by Mist agent November 23, 2019

misting the lizard

Slang for masturbation by someone who owns a reptile such as a bearded dragon or a green iguana.

Origin: Care of some reptiles require that you mist the animal/enclosure... but people need care, too.

"Is Byron on the phone?"
"Ya, he's talking to some girl and misting the lizard."
"What?"
"Ya, Byron's been misting his lizard a lot lately."

by MyCatThinksItsADog January 11, 2011

Dick mist

An awesome and rare occurrence as, when flopping out to relieve oneself on a cold winter's day, the penis releases a beautiful

mist, swaying in the wind.

This event is best witnessed in a very cold environment, however it is not advised to piss outdoors just to see this in case a predatory bird mistakes your genitals for food.

Gavin: 'Hey Rob what's that miraculous glow above your penis?!'

Rob: 'That, my friend, is dick mist, quite a phenomenon huh?'

by mahill23 January 12, 2014

pissed mist

A general feeling of mass anger, malaise, or depression that simultaneously affects everyone in a room, dwelling, or community.

Alternatively spelled "pissedmist"

Everyone's depressed today, must be some sort of pissed mist going around.

by Mod Eschar July 11, 2022

fragrance mist

A fancy word used to descibe cheap bottles of perfume at the store trying to be cool. Commonly found on flower scented bottles.

"I love bodycolonges new fragrance mist called truly yours!"

"Kelly you found that in a dumpster..."

by Small casually walking carrot August 6, 2016

shit mist

when you walk into a wet fart and it stick to you

1.)holly shit i just walked into some motherfucking shit mist .
2.)God dammit kevin you keep spraying that shit mist everywhere
3.)Hey jackson how bout you just back off whenever the fuck i fart shit mist instead of complaining about it like a little bitch
4.)how bout you just wipe your ass and walk around in boxers the whole time and i wont bitch about your shit mist anymore

by Trony420 August 21, 2017

Sausage in the mist

Originating in southern Ireland, it means that something or someone is lost, dead, or gone.

Emmet: No one has seen Brian in a few hours.
Dan: I'd say he's sausage in the mist so.

by bkchickfarmer February 24, 2013