by Challbaby82 June 24, 2016
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Ryan: I was at the hospital.
Mike: Why?
Ryan: I got frostbite on my dick while attempting the mississippi snowblower.
Mike: Why?
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by Mikemikemikemike1117 June 1, 2016
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by BrantSmashedberger January 18, 2016
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by Mr. Mudpipe August 2, 2009
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Get the Mississippi tailgate mug.The sexual act of inserting a marshmallow into a woman's vagina, then extracting and eating the marshmallow. Can be done with multiple marshmallows or any size (regular, Jumbo, mini, etc.).
My girl was just begging me for a Mississippi Marshmallow, but we were all out.
Hey dude, I saw Matzek giving you're girl a Mississippi Marshmallow on a pool table at Shotts's party.
Hey dude, I saw Matzek giving you're girl a Mississippi Marshmallow on a pool table at Shotts's party.
by Sammy Slut Socks April 10, 2011
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by Imnotaraciest March 19, 2010
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