condom minion

The colleague who never fucks but always have condoms for his colleagues in need of one.

Daniel is my kinda condom minion, god bless the little fucktard!

by Halevi January 8, 2019

Evil minion

A person whose height is unnaturally below the average for their age/weight, and plots to take over the world. May or may not be working for someone else in their mission for world dominance, perhaps as part of a group of 'evil minions'

Person 1: Doesn't that little guy look suspicious?
Person 2: Yeah, I bet he's an evil minion!

by A. Girl May 18, 2013

Franky Minion

It is the figure of a evil smily face that originated in lancaster ohio on the high school latin room chalk board. It is used as the mascot on the youtube account FrankyProductionsInc. It is said it will one day rule the world.

You will all bow to the Franky Minion.

by FrankyMinion June 13, 2008

satan's minions

see

esoteric-occult-secret_societies-fraternal orders etc

satan and his minions are sick assholes

by fuckin freaks January 8, 2005

Minion Poop

funny

Matthew can't stop laughing about Minion Poop

by skyball18 October 29, 2022

Karen Minions

The dirty little shlaaaaaaags that will do anything to please their Queen Karen

"go and have a go at these people for breaking covid laws my Karen Minions but make sure you also break the same rule but play innocent if they call you out on it"
"Yes Queen Karen, anything for you"

by Sausage has been battered February 14, 2021

Minion Groping

The act of stroking a toy minion to get sexual satisfaction

Man that minion groping was the shit

by Jeopardymama February 2, 2020