Mikey 

Mikey is a kind individual. Mikey lives with white parents who are heart warming maniacs. This boy enjoys watching Netflix, and family guy. Watches adult swim and fun to be around. Mikey has a deep gorgeous voice.. and sounds like uncle frank from family guy. Mikey is a friend when u need him and knows how to cook bomb meals. His eyes are brown and beautiful. Mikey loves it when you laugh dorky he snorts and smiles.

Wow he such a Mikey !!!

Mikey by TruthWACKER September 12, 2020

Mikey 

Some gay nigga twitter.com who always begging for female attention

Guy 1: *posts screenshot of girl*
Mikey: I would fuck her so hard, hold on lemme slide in the dms cuz yk i like older women

Mikey by WOBOWOW October 5, 2020

Mikey 

According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.

- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I'd make it.

Mikey is a 🐝

Mikey by Lucid444 December 31, 2020

Mikey 

Baller as fuck white kid who has a hoe named Hailey

Yo Mikey is baller as fuck and he's got that pretty girl Hailey on his dick

Mikey by Ballerasswhiteboy March 24, 2021

Mikey 

Has the biggest dick in the Galaxie

Whoa its mikey

You mean the big dick mikey

Mikey by Xjcjcjciciciciddxcjisgay March 30, 2021

mikey 

a rude, disrespectful, ungrateful, bastard, stinky face, poopee head, smelly not funny, and sucks at video games, cannot play roblox epic minecraft ps2 skate 3 minigames on fortbloxcraft2.0 at all, he is so bad, he is only 5 feet tall and likes children

there is no reason to waste time writing about anyone with the name mikey

mikey by siixela May 2, 2021

Mikey 

A man who is a cuck. He lets everyone bully him and is just an overall bitch. He’s terrible with women and makes bad decisions. A Mikey also tends to really suck at video games. He

(You) Listen you’re acting like a real Mikey today.

(Friend) Ohh my bad bro. Let me go reevaluate my life.

Mikey by Billy Juul June 27, 2021