A so called region of England that people from Birmingham and the surrounding areas seem to think exists, though everyone knows that the only reason they claim this mythical land to be real is they do not want to be classified as 'northern'.
Londoner: So where in the UK are you from?
Brummie: I'm from the Midlands
Londoner: Where? You mean the north right?
Brummie: I'm from the Midlands
Londoner: Where? You mean the north right?
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by Link the Playa January 13, 2011
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by antimidcalf July 17, 2011
Get the Midcalfs mug.Easily The Dirtiest Most Fucked up Place on the face of the earth. Its a Place Where Abo's Congregate To Drink Emu Export...Then Sleep...And in some cases....Die. Midland is a pimple on societys ass. Oh yea i spose its got a train station which is ok...But the rest is Fucked.
P.S - Midland Is in Australia, W.A....
P.S - Midland Is in Australia, W.A....
"Dude are you going to midland tonight?", "What the fuck man? Who in their right mind would want to go there???"
by Scottytown September 6, 2007
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**Playing Battlefield 2142**
ShiTz0r_21: OmG ShiT DoOd ThAt midrangesniper GuY JuSt DeFeatEd OuuR EnTiRe TiTan DeFenSe AnD BleW OuR Core... On his OwN!11!!!! ZoMfG1!!
l33t-Sniper_67: Yeah he does that every map... **yawn**
goonslayer: i'm inbred
ShiTz0r_21: LoL
ShiTz0r_21: OmG ShiT DoOd ThAt midrangesniper GuY JuSt DeFeatEd OuuR EnTiRe TiTan DeFenSe AnD BleW OuR Core... On his OwN!11!!!! ZoMfG1!!
l33t-Sniper_67: Yeah he does that every map... **yawn**
goonslayer: i'm inbred
ShiTz0r_21: LoL
by Midrangesniper #1 January 15, 2007
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Cof fan: Cof is the shit man!
Cof Hater: No fucking way, they suck ass!
Cof fan: WHAT?!? Come here bitch, im ganna stretch your face off your fucking skull!
Cof Hater: No fucking way, they suck ass!
Cof fan: WHAT?!? Come here bitch, im ganna stretch your face off your fucking skull!
by Randy Newcomb May 13, 2005
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Roommate: I heard you guys through the wall last night. All I remember was someone shouting, "Everything I touch turns to gold, bitch!", followed by what seemed to be a loud slapping sound. What the Hell, girl?
Girl: Girl, I told you my man had The Midas Touch!
Roommate: Man, ya'll niggas is nasty.
Girl: Girl, I told you my man had The Midas Touch!
Roommate: Man, ya'll niggas is nasty.
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