midleton

the area between one's balls and asshole; see gooch

I shaved my middleton cause the hair was makin my balls sweat

by mr midleton May 13, 2005

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middleman

Used in social situations, which a person tries to gain control by telling another person, information about another. Basically B tells A about C, or vice versa. The goal is to confuse the two, so that B will gain the upper hand in the social context, whether gaining approval or be seen as "cool"
Avoid them at all costs!
Also, to be used on who they think are "suckers" or to "gauge" or "test" for gullibility. Can anyone say Manipulator?!

B: "Hey, Lisa's having a birthday, you should come!"
C: (thinking to herself, why didn't A just invite me THEN?)
Really? Well, I don't really know her that well.
B: She'd want you there, really.
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(At the birthday)
A: Oh hey C. (surprised expression)
B: Hey, I heard from B it was your birthday!
C: (thinking to herself, hehe i was the middleman...suckers)

by ialreadyknowclueless August 14, 2010

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middletown

City in connecticut, the most pathetic state in the U.S. We got bloods stepping on the crips' bandana, causing WW3.
Middletown is the place you want to live so you can kill people and dump them in the CT river.

Yo Nigga, he a crip, lets dump his ass in the CT river.

by fdgjdflgjkfghjklfgh February 27, 2005

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middletown

Common name for a town or city located midway between two landmarks (bigger towns, rivers, etc).

There is a Middletown in 20 of the states in the USA. Some have more than one.

Film director Kevin Smith grew up near Middletown, NJ. Then again so did most people in New Jersey, because that state has three of them.

by ad oblivione May 16, 2005

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