The Marquette Monster is a long-nailed, short-horned reptilian monster supposed to live on Marquette, Michigan.
by Daniel C. Boyer January 23, 2008
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1. Home to the biggest population of Swedish wannabes in America
2. Also home to the most thots in America. Puts the hoes of LA to shame
3. Lots of tourists come to see the blonde thots shake their ass on Miners Beach, although they claim they only came to see the unique architectural style of the lighthouses
4. The local high school has enough stuck up rich white girls to last a lifetime
5. Men here don’t know how to please women so most females under the age of 40 are virgins
1. Home to the biggest population of Swedish wannabes in America
2. Also home to the most thots in America. Puts the hoes of LA to shame
3. Lots of tourists come to see the blonde thots shake their ass on Miners Beach, although they claim they only came to see the unique architectural style of the lighthouses
4. The local high school has enough stuck up rich white girls to last a lifetime
5. Men here don’t know how to please women so most females under the age of 40 are virgins
by highschooler from Manistique April 21, 2020
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Get the Marquee mug.Marquette is home to the biggest thots in America. The girls of Marquette all developed scoliosis for sticking their asses so far out. Don’t even get me started on the hoe guys. If you live in Marquette. Leave. It’s toxic.
by Negaunee hoe June 16, 2019
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Marquest is funny
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A retarted ass nigga. Has no friends, and will never hit puberty. His ass finna be a virgin till he 85.
"Oh fuck, Marquel's here"
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