Maximo

A very hot looking man with an even hotter looking girl.

Maximo was fucking a pineapple

by Fernando21 June 8, 2019

mexico

Mexico is the country located just south of the United States. Contrary to what many people believe and say, it is a country of culture and diversity and the locals are welcoming people. It is also a country of beautiful beaches and with some of the most interesting history in the world.

When we went to Cancun, Mexico the people there were very nice and treated us to some of their food and salsa dancing.

by RedLancerMan July 26, 2008

New Mexico Pace Car

A New Mexico Pace Car is the act of sitting with your buttocks above your head (preferably on a wall at a 45° angle) and pooping onto the front of yourself. The goal of the New Mexico Pace Car is to outrun your excrement before it slides into your mouth using your penis as a shift knob.

Co-Worker 1: "Hey man, what'd you do this weekend?"

Co-Worker 2: "Well, I figured since it was the anniversary of my divorce I'd celebrate by giving myself a New Mexico Pace Car and watching re-runs of M.A.S.H."

by MygrantGlassCo June 19, 2015

wanda maximoff

the best person ever

"have u ever heard of wanda maximoff?"
"yea she's the best person ever"

by aubreyplazamurdermepls September 6, 2021

Tepic, Nayarit, Mexico

The birth place to a big old teddy bear known as The Mexican Pillsbury Doughboy

The Mexican Pillsbury Doughboy wasn't born here, he was born in Tepic, Nayarit, Mexico

by The Mexican Pillsbury Doughboy March 21, 2009

deep mexico

In the fashion of tittie fucking, a guy gets off in a girl's armpit. Usually it has to be smooth, but some guys don't mind a little fuzz, and the perspiration from sex provides enough lubricant. Often a good alternate when there is no condom present, and a girl isn't down with going down.

Dude, we couldn't really have sex, and Tiffany had a cold, so I totally convinced her to let me deep mexico!

by tripplexdaddy February 1, 2008

mexico balls

What Israelis refer to the STD we know as crabs. They do not call it crabs because crabs are trefah.

I slept with this ho, but she gave me mexico balls.

by jebus0 May 4, 2009