Melis

The best friend ever, extremely sexy, and sicknasty to the max. You want to be this girl, you know you do. But more importantly, you want to be her friend. She is loyal, opinionated in a good way, no bull-shit attitude, and always there for you.Awesome body, too.....

Melis is a good person ever
if was not alive, the world would be destroyed

by Yegesop November 21, 2021

getting Melissa'd

the act of being in a very short relationship with a girl named Melissa. most Melissa's do this a lot.

guy 1: hey did you hear about Alan?
guy 2: yeah he got Melissa'd.
guy 1: I feel so bad for the guy.
guy 2: all of our friends keep getting Melissa'd!

by slmslmslm September 4, 2013

Dirty Melissa

When a friend comes out of the room after having sex, takes the condom off, and slaps you square in the face with it.

I cant believe Chris gave me a dirty melissa yesterday!

by Drtrucks11 May 28, 2019

Josh Meister Fire Dragon

when a girl is giving you oral sex and your about to cum you yell i have Syphilis, and since the girl is shocked you cum in the girls mouth and it comes out her ears.

That girl was such a whore, I totally gave her a Josh Meister Fire Dragon last night!

by all jacked up on mountain dew September 1, 2009

Melissa King

Ex-Miss Teen Delaware USA 2013, who resigned from her crown after a porn she participated in at age 18 went viral.

Guy 1: Did you see the Melissa King porn?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was horrible and she queefs a lot.

by Miss Kelly Klein February 28, 2013

melissa auf der maur

a very smart, arty, canadian singer, who has a clear vision on what she wants to do that has been in hole for 5 years(1994-1999) and the smashing pumpkins for 2 years as a bassist.

bass / guitar player who is very stylish and wairs unique(frenchy) clothing who looks good in orange&brown.

melissa auf der maur is very skinny.
melissa auf der maur knows how to live a full life!!

by xCHRISx December 5, 2004

Melissan

-A varient of Melissa. A feminine Greek name. Means Honey bee. Comes form Ancient greek Melitta.

-In Greek mythology Melissa is the name of one of the nymphs that helped save Zeus from his father, Cronus. She hid him in the hills and fed him milk from Amalthea and honey. When Cronus discovered this, he turned her into a worm. After Zeus came into power, he changed her into a queen bee, not being able to change her from an insect form.

-It is the name of the fairy who helps Rogero escape from the witch Alcina in Ludovico Ariosto's poem 'Orlando Furioso' (1516).

-There is also a kind of plant called Melissa, (melissa officinalis)commonly called lemon balm.

-Melissan is a really nice girl.

-Lemon balm is good in tea

by Suzuyo April 13, 2008