text message heart attack

Getting a text message while zoning out or in the middle of the night (while sleeping, preferably) that scares you out of your skin, gives you a quick adrenaline rush, then leaves you with a slightly worn down heart and a bad message from someone you don’t really care that much about.

I got a text message heart attack last night when you woke me up at 2am with your pointless message!

by Lauren I. September 5, 2008

Desperate Messenger

A Desperate messenger is someone who submits a definition that has nothing to do with defining anything and only submitted something to get a message out about:
- Their cheating boyfriends/girlfriends
- a town/city/country/school they don't/do like
- giving "props" to their friends/significant others.
- telling someone that they're a faggot/skank and that they suck
- a bunch of other useless shit that doesn't fall under the category of definition.
A Desperate messenger also tends to be a Deff. Whore, a Def. Troll and/or an UD Perve who tends to submit the same "definition" over and over again, sometimes starting Def. Wars.

The person who keeps submitting those stupid "definitions" about Jade Wright is both a Desperate Messenger, a Def. Whore.

Examples of a Desperate Messenger:

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Vasya

faggot
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Sickle Cell
you have suttn wrong with you but u still act up like you suttin special.
u know u get knocked out buy act like u wanna fight look at u u got sickle cell u aynt doin shit move along
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nuke california:

nike california nuke california
nike california nuke california
nuke california nuke california

seriously though....
seriously...
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Desperate Messengers seem to WANT to depict themselves as being total and complete idiots who can't spell....go figure

by Peaseblossom85 September 6, 2008

GameFAQs Message Boards

the most horrible place in the world

where gamefaqs moderators delete your posts when u try to voice out your opinion

i got 10 karma deleted for voicing my opinion

by anonymous August 24, 2004

text message jackpot

When one has limited or no service, then receives a ton of TM's after having received none for hours. The sound and sensation of this experience is similar to hitting a jackpot at a casino.

C- I hate cell phones after Hurricanes
V- Yeah I just hit the Text message Jackpot- messages from days ago.

by Courtney Mahler October 20, 2008

Awake Message

A text message ,sent by males to their female friend, contains only of words: "are you awake?".
Actualy means: "Would you like to have full sexual relations with me right now?".

usually used late in night, while drinking in the pub, when the male searching up his phone book for females he can have sex with.

EDI: "dude, i'm horny and all I can see here is guys".

Vlad: "Try sending some 'Awake messages'.."

by blackpinky March 2, 2009

x messages

Lustful or outright pronographic text messages.

That creep sent me a few x messages last night.

by H. Blonde October 15, 2007

Message board

A Message board is a rag-tag collection of pretentious douchebags. Any type of social reject will be found on an message board. For instance,
1. Nerdy Crybabies.
2. Internet Tough-guys.
3. Racists.
4. Passive-Aggressive Assholes.
5. Aggressive Assholes.
6. Tools/Try-Hards.
7. Perverts.
8. Misogynists.
9. Dorks.
10. Basically anyone who the world is a better place without.

Any kind of normal person will eventually be driven away by the circle-jerk of a clusterfuck of nerds stroking each others egos.

Types of people you will encounter on a Message board:
Nerd 1: Anyone who doesn't baby me through life is an asshole.
Nerd 2: I agree, the world is full of meanies!
Nerd 3: I'm a badass, I'm tougher than you! Everyone sucks except me!
Nerd 4: I'm 35 years old and I'm still afraid of the dark, can someone hold me?

by Clip June 11, 2006