mermaid clock

It is when an unattractive girl/woman becomes attractive to you because you're very desperate or horny. You live with an ugly girl for a long time and all of sudden she starts becoming attractive to your eyes due to the fact that you have not it in a long ass time.

Expression inspired from "How I Met Your Mother" by Barney Stinson: "Evey girl has a mermaid clock

Some guy: Dude check out that ugly girl!
horny friend: Damn dawg shes looking fine, Im ready to dip it in.
Some guy: dawg you're disgusting...it's prolly cause you're being affected by this girl's mermaid clock.

by djily02016 December 7, 2010

mermaid fetish

when you tie a girl's legs together and put her bottom half in a green sleeping bag, then fuck her in a kiddie pool

Danny d had a wicked bad mermaid fetish, until he found out about cartoon porn and now just whacks off to Ariel

by brian "the stank" ouellette August 7, 2007

mermaid purse

slang for vagina

"Oh Laura, don't tell me you're gonna let that dude get inside your mermaid purse just because he changed your tire?"

by monroe1962 May 25, 2009

Mexima

A grandmother who is of hispanic desent. Not your grandma on your white side of the family.

once my friends meet mexima then they'll know im actually half mexican.

You know my grandma with the plants and jesus statues every where, yeah thats my mexima.

by GIF17 July 22, 2011

merlman

A person who acts negatively towards the norm in relation to their friends plans. Generally considered to be a kind of negative nelly.

Adam, how about you stop being a merlman? Why so merlz today adam?

by DKOOP April 11, 2013

mermaitious

Having qualities that resemble that of a mermaid.

That girl over there with her legs crossed looks very mermaitious.

by Maniac in a Speedo April 16, 2014

Mermaid

When a female looks fine on the top half yet when you get down to business her V jay jay Smells like fish...

Damn she was fine but she turned out to be a mermaid

by Peachiè October 6, 2020