memphis dry rub

when a guy who is circumcised gets a hand job from a girl with dry hands and no sort of lubrication, making the handie very painful and eventually causing a rash

Guy #1: How'd it go with Mindy last night??!
Guy #2: Terrible
Guy #1: What? I thought you got beat off
Guy #2: Yeah but she had dry hands and we had no lube so she gave me a memphis dry rub and now my dick stings like hell

by denverbud420 November 3, 2013

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memphis meat pie

Smearing shit in the filter of a hotub full of hot sauce and having sex with it

Jon got caught doing a Memphis meat pie by his mom

by Dangerous617 December 31, 2013

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West Memphis Three

A blaring case of American injustice. Three teenagers (at the time) - Damien Echols, Jessie Misskelley and Jason Baldwin were convicted of murdering three 8 year-old boys. It remains obvious they were wrongfully accused, and there has been a large underground outcry for their release. Echols is currently on death row, while Misskelley and Baldwin are serving life in prison. The story is too long to go into detail here, but there are many websites with loads of information about the case. I dare you to find one legitimate, intelligent site claiming the three are guilty.

Free the West Memphis Three.
www.wm3.org

by Evil Bella October 18, 2004

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memphis mud muffin

When you shit yourself and take your underwear off and fold them over then hand them to your friend

That bastard Carl. He ate Chinese last night then gave me a Memphis mud muffin for breakfast.

by Nemout November 3, 2017

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Memphis Chicken Mask

The act of dropping your balls into a girls mouth with your penis laying on her forehead. As she pulsates on the nutt-sac she resembles a chicken wearing a mask.

"I love it when I take home a slut and slap a Memphis Chicken Mask on her."

by DougBoyFresh July 13, 2009

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