Melvin

A Melvin is person who typically takes the job of a bank manager based on his name.

That Melvin is definitely a bank manager, you can tell by his name said Jess

by Melvin the bank manager June 10, 2019

melvin

A complete loser, geek, or nerd. Someone who lives in their parent's basement well past their 20's.

Matt is a total melvin because he sits around and plays world of warcraft all day and never leaves the house.

by geekhater December 9, 2008

Melvindale High School

Melvindale High School, the worst highschool in the downriver area of Michigan. This school is known for its fake, drama-starting, ghetto, copy-cating, and ignorant kids. The teachers are also very lazy and show alot of favoritism. The custodians don't do their jobs because the rooms and restrooms are filthy. The food is also terrible, you could get a better meal in jail. The girls at the school are either really ghetto, dumb, fake, or nasty. The black kids at the school act like everybody is supposed to bow down to them or act as ghetto they do. I would advise not sending your kid to Melvindale High School or attend the school yourself. If you decide to go to this school you will have the worst time of your life.

Man I hate melvindale high school !

by Fmhs777 November 13, 2011

Magic Melvin

Sex game with a deck of cards. Assign each suit (clubs, spades, hearts, diamonds) a different sex position, and draw cards.

When a spade is pulled, instead of assuming the position, shout "Abracadabra!" and spit in the girl's face.

Rules for Magic Melvin...
Diamond: Missionary
Heart: Doggie-style
Clubs: sixty-nine
Spade: doesn't matter, because you're just going to spit in her face.

by pete27 May 17, 2006

melvin

A melvin is someone who streams Minecraft

That Aly is such a Melvin

by MrBlocks February 25, 2018

melvin

pulling the front of ones underwear, giving them a wedgie, and also crushing their balls, at the same time. Usually done by teens.

It was senior day in high school, and all the seniors gave freshman melvins, I was so unlucky for i wore boxers that day.

by aeb1 October 5, 2006

Melvin

Some weirdo that alway's gonna have you're back. he can be very man whore-ish, but he is devoted to friends. nothing breaks him. he's probaly been through a lot in life, but that's only made him stronger. Not to mention is has some lungs! He's really loud and a great singer. fun, yes. annoying, kinda.

Melvin is awesome!Sorta.

by GargleGargle July 19, 2010