meaty sleeping aid

penis. Sex is followed by sleep, hence giving a meaty sleeping aid.

(my girl had trouble sleeping last night, so I gave her a meaty sleeping aid)

by hornswaggler June 9, 2009

Meatring

A ring of muscle surrounding the opening of the body that lies in the anal area.

A butthole.

Example:
Kraig: "Hey Sharon, can you pass me the salt"
Sharon: "Oh yeah, sure not a problem. But I'll have to warn you I've been itching my meatring for hours and it might be a little gross."
Kraig: "Hahaha. Oh Sharon, we've known eachother for years. You might be a discusting person, but your a strait shooter and I've gotta respect you for that."
Sharon:"We've been friends for years and you know kraig that really means a lot."

by Stilts McGuilts February 27, 2011

meaty clackers

Another words for a mans testicles

Drew: I don't think you can handle my meaty clackers

Haley: You'd be surprised what I can handle

by Scoeboy May 3, 2016

Meaty Bite Growl

When your having a shit and stop mid push to let your dog chew it out your arse while you masturbate.

Dude the whore house has closed down maybe I’ll just go have a meaty bite growl

by Big Sword August 16, 2018

Meaty Petey

A male with an exceptionally high meat-to-bone body ratio. May be fairly short and hard to push over.

Jesus Christ- look at that stocky little fucker over there- what a Meaty Petey!!!

by Wilson U Devil May 12, 2006

meary

A very Sexy young man, most females loose precious fluids on site..

"fuck, that meary guy is hot i wont to bone him but i dont no if my tits r big enough, i may get knocked back"

by meary April 3, 2004

Meaty Boy

Cute boy of a thicker muscular nature, plural: Meaty boys.
Late 40's-50+ ... is a meaty man.

1. oh hayyy, Tom Brady is SUCH a meaty boy.

2. i'd totally tap that meaty boy.

by JulesM March 1, 2010