The sexual act of licking someones butthole after awhile of not showering and after a bowel movement. You can call it last weeks meatloaf especially if there are dingleberries involved!
by Davelle Minace July 7, 2011
The act of a male defecating on a woman's stomach while jacking off. As he gets ready to cum, he cums on top of the recently dropped loaf, thus creating a Russian Meatloaf Surprise.
Hey girl! you been real good to dis nigga. So feast your body upon my gift to you. A "Russian Meatloaf Surprise".
by Brown Squared January 9, 2010
When you dream pie a girl the night before and you wake up the next morning and eat her out and you taste your jizz.
by Gymiscool January 1, 2019
*Someone who is ridiculous.
*someone who is stupid.
*a derogative term meaning someone or somegthing is so dumb
*someone who is stupid.
*a derogative term meaning someone or somegthing is so dumb
by BallsB November 7, 2008
When you eat tainted beef in order to contract E-Coli. You then shit on your partners chest and the blood represents the ketchup on top of the meatloaf.
Bon Appétit
Bon Appétit
For our anniversary dinner I decided to make my wife some Moses Lake Meatloaf and it was to die for.
by Krustee78 August 9, 2019
Quite possibly the only sex position ever known to get the red-headed cowboy off. At times taking up to 14 hours to complete, one must have the utmost stamina to perform the task. This is not for the light-hearted, as last week's lunch is normally involved. Originated in the heart of North Carolina, the first meatloaf pie snatcher ever performed created the loudest sonic boom, in this case referred to as "quantum stroke," ever recorded. Chuck Norris himself was said to have exclaimed, "damn, man!" To compete, Chuck then invented the Potroast Poledance, but no normal human has since replicated the feat, and the first three women involved perished, and roundhouse kicking may have been a factor.
by Rob/Brian January 10, 2006
A sexual act in which you place ketchup on the head of your dick and proceed to fuck a woman in the ass while she is turtle heading.
by dan majerle's pubes October 8, 2007